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On 3/4/2023 at 8:21 AM, Aiden said:

Indeed our record is horrendous recently but we can have head high to have played on fair wickets. Losing after pitch tampering and that to the one of the worst spinner of this era is doob marnay ka makaam

 

Lmao... didn't your chairman come out and say they doctored those roads deliberately to nullify the Australian pace attack? :giggle:

 

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Just watched the highlights. Their young batting stocks look absolutely dog shite. No wonder they overhype Barbie Azam to the moon. Standards are pretty low...

 

 

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Norman said:

Just watched the highlights. Their young batting stocks look absolutely dog shite. No wonder they overhype Barbie Azam to the moon. Standards are pretty low...

 

 

Where is Don-ul-salim bin atta?,who was really worried about our wc chances and future ,looks his londas have shoved him somewhere else

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Throwing youngsters under the bus so these two could stat-pad their way to glory.

 

 

Shadab Khan, whilst speaking to media after the seven-wicket loss to Afghanistan:

“People criticise Babar and Rizwan regardless of whether they perform or not. There is always a sword hanging over them of strike rate. As a nation, we wanted youngsters to come in international cricket, as they were performing in PSL, so we thought they would play with a better strike rate"

“But finally, our nation will realize that experience matters and our seniors didn’t get the respect they deserved considering their performances. So after this series, they will get a lot more respect from media and the nation,”

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On 3/27/2023 at 4:13 AM, Tillu said:

 

Throwing youngsters under the bus so these two could stat-pad their way to glory.

 

 

Shadab Khan, whilst speaking to media after the seven-wicket loss to Afghanistan:

“People criticise Babar and Rizwan regardless of whether they perform or not. There is always a sword hanging over them of strike rate. As a nation, we wanted youngsters to come in international cricket, as they were performing in PSL, so we thought they would play with a better strike rate"

“But finally, our nation will realize that experience matters and our seniors didn’t get the respect they deserved considering their performances. So after this series, they will get a lot more respect from media and the nation,”

Pak relies only on superstar fetish. Admittedly Ind has its issues in this respect, but nowhere near Pak

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I am a Pakistani, and i agree that overall India has been a better team than Pakistan in all 3 formats since 2007. While we haven't played a test match since 2007 and in T20Is india has been dominant.

 

But since then in ODIs, Pakistan and India were neck and neck until 2013. Our batsmen who are otherwise average or mediocre tend to raise their game when they are playing against India. Just take a look at these batsmen ODI records against India.

 

shoaib malik

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/42657.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

Salman Butt

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/42683.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

M Hafeez

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/41434.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

Nasir Jamshed

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/42321.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

younis khan (average ODI batsman)

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/43652.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

Fakhar zaman is also unlikely to play too many innings like the one in CT 2017 final during his career

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On 4/19/2023 at 9:50 AM, barfi said:

I am a Pakistani, and i agree that overall India has been a better team than Pakistan in all 3 formats since 2007. While we haven't played a test match since 2007 and in T20Is india has been dominant.

 

But since then in ODIs, Pakistan and India were neck and neck until 2013. Our batsmen who are otherwise average or mediocre tend to raise their game when they are playing against India. Just take a look at these batsmen ODI records against India.

 

shoaib malik

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/42657.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

Salman Butt

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/42683.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

M Hafeez

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/41434.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

Nasir Jamshed

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/42321.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

younis khan (average ODI batsman)

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/43652.html?class=2;template=results;type=batting

 

Fakhar zaman is also unlikely to play too many innings like the one in CT 2017 final during his career

 

Indians universally accept that Pakistan has a better cricket team than India. We dont play pakistan cause we know they will beat the crap out of us. Not just that Pakistan as a nation is a role model for world. I salute you. 

Posted
12 hours ago, Singh bling said:

New Zealand B team drew series with

Pakistan full of their T20 superstars.   

:hysterical:

 

 

 

They were about to bend after the first over of NZ innings, but 150kph shots made them stand and stand and keep standing :hysterical:

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Babar's reign against C and D teams in the last 4 years.

 

1) Australia T-20 Series 2019 (Lost 2-0)
2) Bangladesh T20 Series 2019 (Won 3-0)
3) England T20 Series 2019 (Drew 1-1)
4) Zimbabwe ODI Series 2019 (Won 2-1)
5) Zimbabwe T20 Series 2019 (Won 3-0)
6) South Africa Test series 2020 (Won 2-0)
7) South Africa T20 Series 2020 (Won 2-1)
8) South Africa T20 Series 2020 (Won 4-2)
9) South Africa ODI Series 2020 (Won 2-1)
10) Zimbabwe T20 Series 2020 (Won 4-1)
11) England T20 Series 2021 (Lost 2-1)
12) England ODI Series 2021 (Lost 3-0)
13) West Indies T20 Series 2021 (Won 1-0)
14) T-20 WC 2021 (Lost the SF against Australia)
15) Bangladesh T20 Series 2021 (Won 3-0)
16) Bangladesh Test Series 2021 (Won 2-0)
17) Australia Test Series 2022 (Lost 1-0)
18) Australia ODI Series 2022 (Won 2-1)
19) Australia T20 Series 2022 (Lost 1-0)
20) Captained Khi Kings to their worst PSL Season 2022
21) Netherlands ODI Series 2022 (Won 3-0)
22) Asia T20 Cup 2022 (Lost Final)
23) T20 Series against England 2022 (Lost 4-3)
24) T20 WC 2022 (Lost Final)
25) England Test series (Lost 3-0)
26) New Zealand Test series (Drew 0-0)
27) New Zealand ODI Series (Lost 2-1)
28) New Zealand T20 Series (Drew 2-2)
29) Peshawar Zalmi 2023 PSL (Lost playoffs)

Posted
15 minutes ago, Tillu said:

Babar's reign against C and D teams in the last 4 years.

 

1) Australia T-20 Series 2019 (Lost 2-0)
2) Bangladesh T20 Series 2019 (Won 3-0)
3) England T20 Series 2019 (Drew 1-1)
4) Zimbabwe ODI Series 2019 (Won 2-1)
5) Zimbabwe T20 Series 2019 (Won 3-0)
6) South Africa Test series 2020 (Won 2-0)
7) South Africa T20 Series 2020 (Won 2-1)
8) South Africa T20 Series 2020 (Won 4-2)
9) South Africa ODI Series 2020 (Won 2-1)
10) Zimbabwe T20 Series 2020 (Won 4-1)
11) England T20 Series 2021 (Lost 2-1)
12) England ODI Series 2021 (Lost 3-0)
13) West Indies T20 Series 2021 (Won 1-0)
14) T-20 WC 2021 (Lost the SF against Australia)
15) Bangladesh T20 Series 2021 (Won 3-0)
16) Bangladesh Test Series 2021 (Won 2-0)
17) Australia Test Series 2022 (Lost 1-0)
18) Australia ODI Series 2022 (Won 2-1)
19) Australia T20 Series 2022 (Lost 1-0)
20) Captained Khi Kings to their worst PSL Season 2022
21) Netherlands ODI Series 2022 (Won 3-0)
22) Asia T20 Cup 2022 (Lost Final)
23) T20 Series against England 2022 (Lost 4-3)
24) T20 WC 2022 (Lost Final)
25) England Test series (Lost 3-0)
26) New Zealand Test series (Drew 0-0)
27) New Zealand ODI Series (Lost 2-1)
28) New Zealand T20 Series (Drew 2-2)
29) Peshawar Zalmi 2023 PSL (Lost playoffs)

Somehow they do well in the ICC tourneys...  They would lose to these C or D teams in bilaterals but up their game in ICC events.  Completely opposite to India. 

Their team selections during ICC events is top draw. 

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