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Posted
9 hours ago, vvvslaxman said:

 

 

Isse cheez mein world champion hain. Inzimam tried to convert Lara, Ahmed Shehzad tried to re-convert Dilshan, Rizwan's main objective is to try convert as many as he can. They should give up cricket, become maulvis, and open a madrassa. And get mullahs like Saeed Anwar, Saqlain, Mushtaq, and Inzimam to join them.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Lord said:

 

yeah you should. I'm hot :cool:

White snow is full of fentanal these days 

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After every ICC event comes out Pakistan's excuse list which now we are all familiar with 

 

1. Pakistan is SO SO much talent but we are not selecting them 

2. Team management doesnt have the right intent. Nepotism in selection. 

3. Coach is useless. Doesnt select right playing XI. 

4. Captain is clueless. Team is run from outside. 

5. Some bizarre conspiracy theory like chip in ball, pitch replaced mid innings, this time pitch was sprayed with some chemical and my favorite pandit reading mantra or something. 

 

Reality - You dont have talent, coach is doing the best he can with whatever crap you have, you dont have any players who can be the captain and leader that an international team deserves so keep your fans busy with above 5 excuses for decades to come. 

Posted
24 minutes ago, jf1gp_1 said:

After every ICC event comes out Pakistan's excuse list which now we are all familiar with 

 

1. Pakistan is SO SO much talent but we are not selecting them 

2. Team management doesnt have the right intent. Nepotism in selection. 

3. Coach is useless. Doesnt select right playing XI. 

4. Captain is clueless. Team is run from outside. 

5. Some bizarre conspiracy theory like chip in ball, pitch replaced mid innings, this time pitch was sprayed with some chemical and my favorite pandit reading mantra or something. 

 

Reality - You dont have talent, coach is doing the best he can with whatever crap you have, you dont have any players who can be the captain and leader that an international team deserves so keep your fans busy with above 5 excuses for decades to come. 


6. Inshallah...we will win (before the match)
7. Allah is no happy with us, hence he's punishing us (after the match)
8. Hindoos brought Pandats to do Jaadu-Tona.
9. India get true pitches, Pakistan get pitches which is against them

Posted
1 hour ago, singhvivek141 said:


6. Inshallah...we will win (before the match)
7. Allah is no happy with us, hence he's punishing us (after the match)
8. Hindoos brought Pandats to do Jaadu-Tona.
9. India get true pitches, Pakistan get pitches which is against them

their best bat Farhan scores at 160 SR in 2026 and they are overjoyed 

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