Patriot Rohit available for next Ranji Trophy round, but Kohli and Rahul bunk off

[Suhaan]

13 hours ago, Ultimate_Game said:

So after leading India to losses against NZ at home and instrumental in us losing BGT, Rohit has managed to bring down Mumbai as well and that too against J&K!

But that is still not enough for pussy selectors to drop patriot and his senior bro from every format

[MK55]

All these shenanigans are becoming a bit excessive now. These ranji matches r absolutely pointless if the performances in them have no repercussions. 
The selectors have lost their mind. And these players r shameless anyways.

[Number]

1 hour ago, NameGoesHere said:

Patriot Rohit?

 

Patriot my ar$e. 
 

I’ll tell you guys what it is.
 

Jab g@@@d  lagi phatne  

to patriotism lagi batne

 

That’s it. Knee jerk solutions to deep seated problems. 

Sahi to tab phategi jab Wood, Archer, Atkinson 145 ki speed pe fekenge ODIs me Sharma ki tond pe.

[sage]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/rohit-sharma-receives-heartfelt-letter-from-15-year-old-fan-after-ranji-return-haters-will-hate-but-your-leadership/ar-AA1xSEl4

 

Rohit Sharma receives heartfelt letter from 15-year-old fan after Ranji return

 

"To my idol, my favourite player and the greatest batsman of all time. I know I will be representing millions of others as I say this, you are the reason I watch this beautiful sport and I am so lucky to be born in an era blessed to watch your elegant batting," the fan wrote in the letter.

 

"Form is temporary, class is permanent. It doesn't matter, even if you haven't played a big innings recently; I can see that you are on the right track, and you will tear teams apart in the Champions Trophy. Your 3 sixes yesterday were amazing. I had to sit and watch the match while math class but it was worth it," he added.

[Chaos]

1 hour ago, sage said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/rohit-sharma-receives-heartfelt-letter-from-15-year-old-fan-after-ranji-return-haters-will-hate-but-your-leadership/ar-AA1xSEl4

 

Rohit Sharma receives heartfelt letter from 15-year-old fan after Ranji return

 

"To my idol, my favourite player and the greatest batsman of all time. I know I will be representing millions of others as I say this, you are the reason I watch this beautiful sport and I am so lucky to be born in an era blessed to watch your elegant batting," the fan wrote in the letter.

 

"Form is temporary, class is permanent. It doesn't matter, even if you haven't played a big innings recently; I can see that you are on the right track, and you will tear teams apart in the Champions Trophy. Your 3 sixes yesterday were amazing. I had to sit and watch the match while math class but it was worth it," he added.

So his math class was longer than rohit innings? Sad reality these days. I guess he had to hit local buffet, not sup-rising. 

Edited January 26, 2025 by Chaos

[vvvslaxman]

16 minutes ago, Chaos said:

So his math class was longer than rohit innings? Sad reality these days. I guess he had to hit local buffet, not sup-rising. 

This fake letter is created by one of his PR bot lol.  

[sage]

It is a testament to the love and affection India holds for Mr Sharma. He is not going anywhere. He still has numerous match winnings performances under his sleeves

[Ultimate_Game]

9 hours ago, MK55 said:

All these shenanigans are becoming a bit excessive now. These ranji matches r absolutely pointless if the performances in them have no repercussions. 
The selectors have lost their mind. And these players r shameless anyways.

 

10 hours ago, Suhaan said:

But that is still not enough for pussy selectors to drop patriot and his senior bro from every format

 

These are all PR exercises to say "look Rohit/Kohli played in domestic cricket to improve their form and are working hard." The results and actual performances have no bearing on their selection. They'll continue to be selected in the team no matter what.

 

If selectors wanted to do the right thing, they would've dropped both of them right after the NZ series humiliation. And in case of Kohli, he should've been dropped at least 3 years ago - he has been a tailender for the last 5+ years now.

[vvvslaxman]

4 minutes ago, Ultimate_Game said:

 

 

These are all PR exercises to say "look Rohit/Kohli played in domestic cricket to improve their form and are working hard." The results and actual performances have no bearing on their selection. They'll continue to be selected in the team no matter what.

 

If selectors wanted to do the right thing, they would've dropped both of them right after the NZ series humiliation. And in case of Kohli, he should've been dropped at least 3 years ago - he has been a tailender for the last 5+ years now.

 

Rohit has no real fans. All paid PR fans. lol Besides even assuming he has  a couple of fans why does it matter what his fans think

[Ultimate_Game]

9 hours ago, vvvslaxman said:

 

Rohit has no real fans. All paid PR fans. lol Besides even assuming he has  a couple of fans why does it matter what his fans think

 

Indian cricket is a cult at the moment not dissimilar to MAGA. Selections are done based on PR and popularity than actual skills and performances. Ideally, selectors shouldn't base their selections other than performances but that's not the case.

 

If that was true, no way Rohit and Kohli still find a spot in any format. It's a joke that Rohit and Kohli will be shoo-ins in CT and someone like Jaiswal would most likely sit on the bench.

Edited January 27, 2025 by Ultimate_Game

[Suhaan]

26 minutes ago, vvvslaxman said:

 

Rohit has no real fans. All paid PR fans. lol Besides even assuming he has  a couple of fans why does it matter what his fans think

How can he?fans are created when someone starts performing from young age

Patriot was a dud for first 6 years of his career

That is some record

[goose]

runs are temporary. rohit is permanent!

[Throwaib_Chuckter]

On 1/27/2025 at 2:16 AM, sage said:

It is a testament to the love and affection India holds for Mr Sharma. He is not going anywhere. He still has numerous match winnings performances under his sleeves

Well, he better step up and make it count.

 

At the rate that Lowhit VadaPav Shawarma has been going, his nuthuggers are finding it harder every game to hang on to the ever shrinking nuts.

Edited January 27, 2025 by Throwaib_Chuckter

[vvvslaxman]

Virat kohli is practicing how "not to get out" to 7th stump line deliveries

 

 

[Lord]

Double checked, its not a parody

 

 

[Ultimate_Game]

On 1/28/2025 at 2:39 AM, vvvslaxman said:

Virat kohli is practicing how "not to get out" to 7th stump line deliveries

 

 

 

He gets bowled to full tosses and LBW as well all the time along with getting runout all the time. Essentially, Kohli will find a way to get out no matter the delivery type.

[Sandz]

Why isn’t fatriot playing against Meghalaya? Got tired after those 3 sixers?

[Lord]

Just now, Sandz said:

Why isn’t fatriot playing against Meghalaya? Got tired after those 3 sixers?

 

just one token appearance was required to shut the critics

[mishra]

On 1/26/2025 at 11:47 AM, sage said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/rohit-sharma-receives-heartfelt-letter-from-15-year-old-fan-after-ranji-return-haters-will-hate-but-your-leadership/ar-AA1xSEl4

 

Rohit Sharma receives heartfelt letter from 15-year-old fan after Ranji return

 

"To my idol, my favourite player and the greatest batsman of all time. I know I will be representing millions of others as I say this, you are the reason I watch this beautiful sport and I am so lucky to be born in an era blessed to watch your elegant batting," the fan wrote in the letter.

 

"Form is temporary, class is permanent. It doesn't matter, even if you haven't played a big innings recently; I can see that you are on the right track, and you will tear teams apart in the Champions Trophy. Your 3 sixes yesterday were amazing. I had to sit and watch the match while math class but it was worth it," he added.

Out of curosity. Was the fans name "Sage"?

[Throwaib_Chuckter]

11 hours ago, Lord said:

 

just one token appearance was required to shut the critics

and send thrills down the legs of Besharma nuthuggers.