shubham45 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 cricket Short Jokes :- The captain of a team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The Umpire says, "No." The captain says, "Well we think you're an *******, then." :- Jones had taken his wife to a cricket match. She sat through the first innings although plainly bored. In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe and knocked the ball out of the ground. 'Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed. 'Now we can all go home.' :- The two rival cricketers were talking. 'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.' 'Well, you're just the man for the job.' :- At the interval, everybody rushed to the bar, where local publican had thoughtfully provided a case of light ale. Unfortunately, the ale was off and halfway through the second innings, everyone was so ill that they abandoned the match. It was a case of bad light stopping play. :- In the 1970s, two dedicated Yorkshiremen were at the match. One discovered that he'd left his wallet at home and friend offered to go back for it. He returned pale and shaken. 'I've got bad news for thee, Bob. Your wife s run off and left thee, and your house 'as burned to the ground!' 'I've got worse news for thee, lad. Boycott's out.' :- A Yorkshireman had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail. One day, he got the following telegram: 'Regret father died this morning STOP early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP Boycott not out ninety six.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ^some of them are ok and the rest below grade, so on the whole it deserve a perfect symmetry without any interruptions this time round :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 i atleast hav a good sense of humours than u gaurav pakki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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