punjabiplaya Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 Husband: Amazing world, only 25% of men have common sense, very short figure! Wife: What about Rest? Husband: Well rest are Married! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 My friend once went to a strip club in Abu Dhabi and got thrown out after saying: "Show us your face" Under_Score 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 A woman was being examined by a Gynacologist. " Good Heavens you have a large vagina,Good Heavens you have a large vagina " He said. "There is no need to repeat yourself", said the woman. "I didn't ," replied the doctor velu and Under_Score 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 What the number one crime in China? Identity theft Under_Score 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 (edited) A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Edited August 26, 2016 by punjabiplaya velu and tweaker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.... kumar713, Under_Score and velu 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumara Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 lol...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 After a long day at work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest, to take a Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get dressed in his Kanye Vest, and go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church to get Kanye Blessed, and then to a hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Then he's off to school to take a Kanye Test. But he forgot to brush his teeth, did he run out of Kanye Crest? He then realized his neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumar713 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 On 8/27/2016 at 4:39 AM, punjabiplaya said: A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes? His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. The husband says, No, not at all. His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumar713 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 On 8/27/2016 at 5:14 AM, punjabiplaya said: A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumar713 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 On 5/17/2015 at 7:05 PM, punjabiplaya said: Tried a chat up line with new secretary...... Hey girl, were you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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