Top 10 messages the Aussie team are sending to the Indian team.....

[Deleted_User_1]

1. First there is Australia, then daylight, and then INDIA heaped somewhere towards the bottom of the pile. 2. 20/20 cricket is $hit and you got lucky......50/50 is the real deal in limited versions cricket and you can't play $hit. 3. Does not matter what the composition of your team is, we will always score around 300 or more and then choke you to death. Poor starts by us, good starts by you, none of these matter. 4. Running between wickets is not your expertise because of your lazy legs and we are glad you are not even trying it. 5. Just because you are touching mid-30s does not make you a lazy uncouth fielder, just look at Hayden, Hogg or Gilchrist.............they are as fit as 20something. 6. We are arrogant, but we back it up with consistent winning performances. When you talk smack without performing accordingly, you look like a buffoon (Santa...........are you hearing us). 7. Sledging is our specialty so please do not make a fool of yourselves copying us. 8. We do not suffer from complacency. We are ruthless and never satisfied. That is why we have been consistent performers, unlike you. 9. By the time the series is over you are going to be real sorry you beat us in one game in the 20/20 semifinals. You woke up a sleeping giant and we will crush you and take your wives and children now. 10. You better not come down to Australia later this year as we will ass-rape you in all versions of the game and then feed you to the Aussie crowd who will racially abuse you. _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer: This is not my opinion, if Ponting frankly expresses his opinion he is going to say this.

[yoda]

I have to admit, I did find it funny. :hysterical:

[Deleted_User_1]

I have to admit' date=' I did find it funny. :hysterical:[/quote'] That was the point of the satire, but as an Indian fan I am sorry to say that some of them are indeed true.

[The Outsider]

:hysterical::hysterical: Good one.

[Cricketics]

Ek baat bolu dandruf??/ Mooh mein lele bhoot ni ke

[Deleted_User_1]

Ek baat bolu dandruf??/ Mooh mein lele bhoot ni ke

Mein leh lunga, pehle bhoot ko tere gnaar marne de.........:haha:

[fineleg]

Good one dandruff. I liked the post.

[beetle]

Tum dono gandi batein kar rahe ho kya?:alberteinstein:

[Ram]

:haha: Good one Dandroy !

[gs]

Mein leh lunga' date=' pehle bhoot ko tere gnaar marne de.........:haha:[/quote'] :hysterical:

[yoda]

I still can't stop laughing at the OP especially the last two:

9. By the time the series is over you are going to be real sorry you beat us in one game in the 20/20 semifinals. You woke up a sleeping giant and we will crush you and take your wives and children now. 10. You better not come down to Australia later this year as we will ass-rape you in all versions of the game and then feed you to the Aussie crowd who will racially abuse you.

:hysterical:

[Lurker]

Ek baat bolu dandruf??/ Mooh mein lele bhoot ni ke

:hysterical::hysterical: Lage raho Cricketics :two_thumbs_up:

[kumble_rocks]

With posters like Dandaroy around, who needs Pakis!

[DravidDaBest]

Though Aus is a superior side, I think we can definitely beat them if we can tighten up few areas. The difference between two sides is not that much as many here think

[BERGKAMP]

haha nice one

[Deleted_User_1]

Ek baat bolu dandruf??/ Mooh mein lele bhoot ni ke

You tell me if the Aussies are thinking like that or not? Did you see the interview with all the Aussie fans!!

[Bumper]

Good one danda! I see that the tons of shy.te u had to painfully consume are having the right effect on you. Enjoyed your top 10 oneliners

[Guest BossBhai]

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[Rahul Khan]

thought worthy, though funny!!!

[Brainfade]

One message from India to Australia: Most recently, on the world's biggest stage, with the entire cricketing planet watching, when it really really mattered, we beat the living crap out of your beefy behinds.