Cricket self help guru Sanjay Manjrekar appreciation thread

[Lord]

First time I agree with Vikrant Gupta

 

 

[Ultimate_Game]

5 hours ago, Lord said:

First time I agree with Vikrant Gupta

 

 

 

I don't listen to anything spouted by Mumbai lobby - Gavaskar, Manjrekar etc. just like I don't listen to Tharoor about Samson.

 

Mumbai lobby is like Kohli fans. It's always the fault of everyone else other than their own (anyone from Mumbai), but are quick to point fingers at others. 

[Zero_Unit]

Jesus I just realized Sanjay Manjrekar and Aakash Chopra are not the same f'ing people lol. Was I blind all these time? haha

Edited November 12, 2024 by Zero_Unit

[goose]

11 hours ago, Zero_Unit said:

Jesus I just realized Sanjay Manjrekar and Aakash Chopra are not the same f'ing people lol. Was I blind all these time? haha

 

manjrekar doesn't have the stunning side parting

[Throwaib_Chuckter]

I don't expect anything different from a two bit Mumbai cric-mafia gang banger like Manju.

[Throwaib_Chuckter]

On 11/13/2024 at 8:15 AM, Zero_Unit said:

Jesus I just realized Sanjay Manjrekar and Aakash Chopra are not the same f'ing people lol. Was I blind all these time? haha

Thou shalt repent and perform penance for this transgression. Taking the Manju's name in vain.

[vvvslaxman]

 

[Vijy]

On 11/13/2024 at 3:57 AM, goose said:

 

manjrekar doesn't have the stunning side parting

And akash does not utter the cringey homoerotic comments sanju-manju used to say about imran, wasim, etc.

[Lord]

Another gem by Manju

 

 

[Vijy]

2 minutes ago, Lord said:

Another gem by Manju

 

 

Sanju Cringe Manju

[express bowling]

58 minutes ago, Lord said:

Another gem by Manju

 

 

 

 

Manju should be used to pick the playing 11.

 

Be sure to pick the players that he leaves out. 

[Rightarmfast]

5 hours ago, Lord said:

Another gem by Manju

 

 

Bhai, to be fair to Manju, this was before Nitish's innings and a lot of us thought the same. I did. However, I would kick out Rohit first

[Lord]

Just now, Rightarmfast said:

Bhai, to be fair to Manju, this was before Nitish's innings and a lot of us thought the same. I did. However, I would kick out Rohit first

 

He did well whole series. So if you thought that, you are as wrong.

 

He's done better than RoKo and Gill even before this Test. So why should he have been dropped.

 

If anything he needs to bat higher.

[Rightarmfast]

9 minutes ago, Lord said:

 

He did well whole series. So if you thought that, you are as wrong.

 

He's done better than RoKo and Gill even before this Test. So why should he have been dropped.

 

If anything he needs to bat higher.

Your points are valid. 

[Trichromatic]

If a 21 year old Mumbai player had scored a 100 in this condition against this Aus attack, Mumbai lobby and PR would have already declared him potential ATG.

[Vijy]

44 minutes ago, Trichromatic said:

If a 21 year old Mumbai player had scored a 100 in this condition against this Aus attack, Mumbai lobby and PR would have already declared him potential ATG.

they already did at that time after his Pak tour where, in fairness, he batted in God mode vs a top-tier Pak attack.

Edited December 28, 2024 by Vijy

[Chakdephatte]

He is that one Indian commentator who presents his views without thinking of fan clubs and lobbyists. Gets brutally trolled on social media but never changes. Even the players don't like him. I will listen to his views than any Indian commentator's. 

 

 

 

[NameGoesHere]

On 12/28/2024 at 1:33 AM, Vijy said:

And akash does not utter the cringey homoerotic comments sanju-manju used to say about imran, wasim, etc.

Yes who can forget Manju’s erudite and insightful commentary on Imran.

 

Oh! Oh! Oh! Daddy, spank me Daddy! Rub me down in baby oil! Oh! Daddy Oh! 
 

it’s recorded in the American Library of Congress’ audio collection for future generations as an classic example of desi porn.  
 

 

[Vijy]

16 minutes ago, NameGoesHere said:

Yes who can forget Manju’s erudite and insightful commentary on Imran.

 

Oh! Oh! Oh! Daddy, spank me Daddy! Rub me down in baby oil! Oh! Daddy Oh! 
 

it’s recorded in the American Library of Congress’ audio collection for future generations as an classic example of desi porn.  
 

 

Heard that just saying "Imr-" without completing it is enough to make Sanju Manu's ears (and other parts) perk up.

[Ultimate_Game]

2 hours ago, NameGoesHere said:

Yes who can forget Manju’s erudite and insightful commentary on Imran.

 

Oh! Oh! Oh! Daddy, spank me Daddy! Rub me down in baby oil! Oh! Daddy Oh! 
 

it’s recorded in the American Library of Congress’ audio collection for future generations as an classic example of desi porn.  
 

 

 

2 hours ago, Vijy said:

Heard that just saying "Imr-" without completing it is enough to make Sanju Manu's ears (and other parts) perk up.

 

Listening to Manjrekar talking about Imran is like listening to a Playboy fantasy letter or a Mastram story