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Male Stages of Life


Aqua

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AGE and DRINK 17 - Beer 25 - Vodka 35 - Scotch 48 - Double Scotch 66 - Mylanta AGE and SEDUCTION LINE 17 - My parents are away for the weekend. 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 - My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 - My wife is away for the weekend. 66 - My wife is dead. AGE and FAVORITE SPORT 17 - sex 25 - sex 35 - sex 48 - channel surfing 66 - napping AGE and DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - "tongue" 25 - "breakfast" 35 - "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 - "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 - "Got home alive." AGE and FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - a winning goal after the siren 25 - sex in an airplane 35 - menage a trois 48 - taking over the company 66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave AGE and WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 - 25 25 - 35 35 - 48 48 - 66 66 - 17 AGE and IDEAL DATE 17 - Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 - "Split the check before we go back to my place." 35 - "Just come over." 48 - "Just come over and cook." 66 - Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas.

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