gaurav92 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi Ladkewale: "ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai - aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai." ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai - aur 50000 niche se kamati hai." ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an erection... Doctor: Are you married? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you masturbate? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you have girlfriends? Patient: No. Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: MHR :hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chewtiy@@ Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kye Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chewtiy@@ Aane Wala Hai“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 A Frastru Medical Student.. Hello, Haramzade (College ka Dean), Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai? Kamino, Students Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai. Upar Se Kutte Paper Checking To Aise Karte Hai Jaise Apni Behan Ke **** Ka Badla Le Rahe Ho. Aisa Sylbus Banaya Hai Jaise Tumhare Yaha To Haramkhor Sab Topper Hi Janme Hai. Tera Baap Bhi Aise Paper Mein Pass Nahi Ho Sakta. Tu Khud Is Paper Mein 10 Bar Fail Hua Hoga. Tu Kabhi Bahar Mil Sale G@@@nd maroonga Teri Your Faithfully, (Pagal Hu Jo Apna Naam Likhunga, Chal Apni G@@@nd Marwaa) :nervous::nervous::nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 LOL :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 3 Idiots In Different Languages: * Hindi – 3 Chutiye * Gujarati – 3 Gelchodya * Marwadi – 3 Bawli Gand * Bangali – 3 Bokachoda * Sindhi – 3 Chariya * Punjabi – 3 Behen De Lode +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Santa Pahli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karaane Ke Liye Gayaa Santa Ne Reservation Form Me “Ling/Sex” Wale Column Me Likh Diya “8 Inch” Aur Form Submit Kar Diya. Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli Lady Cleark: “Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega” Santa Hairani Se: “Kitna Kaat Doon?” Lady Cleark: “Poora Hi Kaatna Padega” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye: “Madam Ji Aap Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.“ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Pucha: “Agar Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Laga Ho To Tum Nimbu Kese Leke Aaoge?” Pappu: “Madam Ji Chidiya Ke Pankh Laga Ke Le Aayenge” Teacher Gusse Se: “Pankh Kaun Tumhara Baap Lagayega?” Pappu: “To Samunder Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Kya Teri Maa Lagayegi“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mhr123 Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 EK Dafa gaurav32 Baba Sexidas (MHR123) Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: “Baba Ji, Main Bahut Tharki Hun, Mujhe Nangi Ladkiya Dekhne Ka Bada Shonk Hai, Koi Esa Upay Batao Ki Main Ye Kam Marne Ke Bad Bhi Kar Saku” Baba g Bole: “Bacha Ye Kaam To Bada Hi Asan Hai, Jake Apni Aankhein Donate Kar Do.“ +++++++++++++++++++++++ Ek Baar Ek Hindu, Muslim, Sikh Aur Isai Ne Mil Ke Partnership Mein Ek Truck Liya Hindu Ne Truck Ke Sheeshe Pe Tilak Laga Diya Christian Ne Truck Ke Aage Cross Taang Diya Sikh Ne Ander Baba Ji Ki Photo Laga Di Aur Muslim Ne Silencer Ko Aage Se 2 Inch Kaat Diya +++++++++++++++++++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 ^:headshake: These were lame :aetsch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhoni Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Brilliant jokes!! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 MHR Where art thou ? :search: This section needs some new jokes budzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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