Predict Aussie Opening P'ship

[PaiN_KiLLeR]

To outdo all of your predictions... Asad Rauf shall not take the field tomorrow due to heatstroke and will be replaced by Steve Bucknor. Bucknor will begin by coming onto the field one hour early, waiting, and then will declare all the remaining Indian batsmen dismissed 'timed out'. When they protest, RP Singh Tendulkar, Ganguly, Laxman, Dravid, Sehwag, Kumble, Dhoni and Pathan will all be reported for dissent. Australia will then chase down the small total in little time with Rogers losing his off stump (and Bucknor forgetting to rule no-ball), and Ponting being once by Dhoni, once at slip, once at deep fine leg off a hook and once at long on off a slog, and each time being ruled not out by Bucknor. Australia will then win by 9 wickets to go 3-0 up before lunch.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Rajiv]

Screwed now, we shall get demolished

[Guest HariSampath]

Sachin will be given out lbw after hitting a ball to deep midwicket, Lee and Clarke will bundle us out before lunch, 5 brilliant catches will be taken and 4 poor umpiring decisions

[chanakya]

hmm i think 1st wicket partnership is going to be 400

[Rajiv]

dont forget the reverse jinx which worked in our favot, Indian team had little to do with out victory