mhr123 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 The newlywed couple, Banta and Preeto, arrives in their honeymoon suite, and it turns out that they are both virgins. Brought up the old traditional way, neither of them really knows how to have sex. So after about half a painful hour of abortive attempts to get it on, an idea occurs to Banta. "OK, honey," he says, "This is what we'll do. I'll go into the closet and you go into the bathroom. We'll both get undressed and turn off the lights in the bedroom. And then on the count of three we'll both rush out at each other and then it will just happen in the middle of the bedroom." Preeto is a bit unsure about this, but since she doesn't have any better ideas she agrees. So, Banta goes into the closet and Preeto goes into the bathroom and they both get undressed. The anticipation is driving him mad and as he takes off his clothes he begins to get an enormous erection. Preeto turns off the lights and on the count of three they both rush out into the bedroom towards each other. However since the room is dark Banta gets disoriented and runs by her...right into the dresser. He hits his willy against the dresser so hard that he passes out from the pain. The next thing he remembers is coming to in a hospital bed, with a doctor looking down at him. His throbbing dick is still so painful that he moans to the doctor, "Doc, doc, how bad is it?" To which the doctor replied, "That's nothing son. Wait till you see your wife! We still haven't gotten her off the doorknob yet.":omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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