Pakis vs Pacino conversation

[Don Sharma]

Imaginary coversations of Paki players and Pacino as Frank Slade (blind character in Scent of...) and Tony Montana (in Scarface). This is my first try at something like this, lets see how it goes... Sami goes to Col.Slade in the hope of getting the job as his caretaker. Slade: Mohammed Sami. You were a Pakistan fast bowler, Sami? Sami: Uh, ish I m. Slade: How good were you Sami? Bowled some pie-chuckers? Sami: I ushed to bowl atleast 1 wide per over. Batsmen ushed to bang me all time… Slade: Bang you?! Okay go on son… Sami: I m my kaptain’s nightmarrre and a batsman’s dreamz. Batsmen hit me for fourz and sixez without any mercy… Slade: Hardly a bowler. Oh you got me all misty-eyed!! Tell me about the team you played for, son. Sami: We was not a team we was a side of 11 playerz all wantz to be the kaptain. We don’t stop fight, or compromize or give in for each other. Slade: Tenacious!!! Where'd you learn English, Sami? Sami: Inzi bhai. Slade (puts his hand on his forehead): I am not surprised. How's your skin, son?I like my aides to be presentable. Sami: Afridi sayz… Slade: That moron… go head son what did that a**hole say? Sami: He sayz I m good looking after him Slade: Whoo-ah! Glory, glory, Hallelujah Glory, glory, Hallelujah. So what do you want? Sami: I wa-wantz a job. Slade: A job! Sami: Yez I wantz a job. PCB don’t wantz me any more even thou batsmans round the world wants my back… Slade: Oh! God you are touching. After a while… Slade: Still here, poormouth? Pakistan fast bowler…my a**! Go on. Dismissed. Dismissed! Inzi goes to meet Montana to get into his Gang. Tony Montana: What we got here, Mono? Mono: Inzamam, former Pak captain Inzi: Helo Tony, I wantz to join yours guyz Tony: We don’t do business with f***ing elephants here Inzi: I iz look like a gaint but I iz can run fast. Tony: okay then…do you see that pole...(Inzi starts to look down) no not that one, that f***ing pole over there, guess some 100meters from here. I give you two f***ing mins to touch that and return back. Go… (As Inzi starts to run, Tony picks up a kid by the side) You want to see something funny? Take a look over there. See that man? Watch that guy. I gotta sit down here and watch him running. Inzi comes back after a while… Tony: Oh man you would beat a f***ing turtle. Inzi: Please takez me in… Tony: Manny this guy can be a stress reliever, we can make this f***ing cockroach make some f***ing moves when life gets hard on us. (Inzi trying to impress Tony starts to shake his a**) Tony: Are you f***ing trying to impress me maggot. Do you think I am f***ing gay a**hole. Who the f*** brought this f***ing maricon? Manny! You die man. Tony kills Manny Inzi watching all this, wets his pants and faints. Tony: An elephant in size but an ant at heart. F***ing moron… Afa's turn now. Afridi: Hi. I m Shahid Af… Slade: Dismissed. Dismissed! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just for fun.

[Dark Warrior]

Imaginary coversations of Paki players and Pacino as Frank Slade (blind character in Scent of...) and Tony Montana (in Scarface). This is my first try at something like this, lets see how it goes... Sami goes to Col.Slade in the hope of getting the job as his caretaker. Slade: Mohammed Sami. You were a Pakistan fast bowler, Sami? Sami: Uh, ish I m. Slade: How good were you Sami? Bowled some pie-chuckers? Sami: I ushed to bowl atleast 1 wide per over. Batsmen ushed to bang me all time… Slade: Bang you?! Okay go on son… Sami: I m my kaptain’s nightmarrre and a batsman’s dreamz. Batsmen hit me for fourz and sixez without any mercy… Slade: Hardly a bowler. Oh you got me all misty-eyed!! Tell me about the team you played for, son. Sami: We was not a team we was a side of 11 playerz all wantz to be the kaptain. We don’t stop fight, or compromize or give in for each other. Slade: Tenacious!!! Where'd you learn English, Sami? Sami: Inzi bhai. Slade (puts his hand on his forehead): I am not surprised. How's your skin, son?I like my aides to be presentable. Sami: Afridi sayz… Slade: That moron… go head son what did that a**hole say? Sami: He sayz I m good looking after him Slade: Whoo-ah! Glory, glory, Hallelujah Glory, glory, Hallelujah. So what do you want? Sami: I wa-wantz a job. Slade: A job! Sami: Yez I wantz a job. PCB don’t wantz me any more even thou batsmans round the world wants my back… Slade: Oh! God you are touching. After a while… Slade: Still here, poormouth? Pakistan fast bowler…my a**! Go on. Dismissed. Dismissed! Inzi goes to meet Montana to get into his Gang. Tony Montana: What we got here, Mono? Mono: Inzamam, former Pak captain Inzi: Helo Tony, I wantz to join yours guyz Tony: We don’t do business with f***ing elephants here Inzi: I iz look like a gaint but I iz can run fast. Tony: okay then…do you see that pole...(Inzi starts to look down) no not that one, that f***ing pole over there, guess some 100meters from here. I give you two f***ing mins to touch that and return back. Go… (As Inzi starts to run, Tony picks up a kid by the side) You want to see something funny? Take a look over there. See that man? Watch that guy. I gotta sit down here and watch him running. Inzi comes back after a while… Tony: Oh man you would beat a f***ing turtle. Inzi: Please takez me in… Tony: Manny this guy can be a stress reliever, we can make this f***ing cockroach make some f***ing moves when life gets hard on us. (Inzi trying to impress Tony starts to shake his a**) Tony: Are you f***ing trying to impress me maggot. Do you think I am f***ing gay a**hole. Who the f*** brought this f***ing maricon? Manny! You die man. Tony kills Manny Inzi watching all this, wets his pants and faints. Tony: An elephant in size but an ant at heart. F***ing moron… Afa's turn now. Afridi: Hi. I m Shahid Af… Slade: Dismissed. Dismissed! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just for fun.

situation is still same for our padosi's