gaurav92 Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Wife: Suniyeji, aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi? Husband: Main kyon rokon? Usne mujhe roka tha kya! Wife: Jab tum desi sharab pite ho to mujhe paro kehto ho jab whisky pete ho to darling kehte ho. Aaj kiya pia hia jo chudail keh rahe ho? Husband: Aaj main hosh main hoon! Suhagraat ke din pati patni se bola: Shaadi se pehle I have ****ed 10 girls. Patni boli: Muhje pata tha, kundli mili hai to character bhi milega One man is tensed after having 3 balls...he goes to a doc and says in a sad tone "Doc if u add our number of testicles....the sum will be 5 He says so as hes not ready and is shy of telling that he has 3 testicles :giggle: To which the Doc replies..................WHY ????? HAVE U GOT 4............. Kelewala: Kele le lo kele Madam: Are bhaiya kele to pilpile hai kadak aur lambe do Kelewala: Are madam kabhi to khane ke liye liya karo! :winky:
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