Zap_Brannigan Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 We all love the site Fmylife. Imagine if movie characters wrote in that website. Here are some that i made up. Please add your own. Today, I flew cross-country to spend Christmas day with my wife. But during the Christmas party at her office, heavily armed terrorist have taken over the building and I am a police officer stuck in the building and I have no shoes.FML. – John McClain Today, my parents accidentally left me on Earth and scientists want to conduct experiment on me.FML – E.T. Today, I am an outdated garbage cleaning robot in love with another robot who shutdown after stealing my plant that I found and nurtured. FML. – Wall.E. Today, after years of being abused, I won the game show “Who wants to be a millionaire” and rejoined with my childhood sweetheart Latika. But my brother Salim was killed when he killed Latikas Pimp and she now has a huge scar on her face. FML. – Jamal Malik aka Chai wallah Today, after a long time I had a chance of eating fresh human meat. But a T-Rex ate me while I cornered the humans. FML. – Raptor # 3 Today, I was sent back to the past to protect John and Sarah connor. Unfortunately the only way I could ensure that (or so I thought) was by jumping into molten steel. That was not in the Job description.FML. – Terminator Today, I had a perfect plan of throwing Gotham city into Chaos. A man in a batsuit stopped me. FML. – The Joker Today, while on a journey, I met and fell in love with the sweetest man and we made beautiful love in the backseat of a car. The ship we were on sank and I was so fat that he didn’t have space on the shipwreck that I was floating on. FML. – Rose
DomainK Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 We all love the site Fmylife. Imagine if movie characters wrote in that website. Here are some that i made up. Please add your own. Today, I flew cross-country to spend Christmas day with my wife. But during the Christmas party at her office, heavily armed terrorist have taken over the building and I am a police officer stuck in the building and I have no shoes.FML. – John McClain Today, my parents accidentally left me on Earth and scientists want to conduct experiment on me.FML – E.T. Today, I am an outdated garbage cleaning robot in love with another robot who shutdown after stealing my plant that I found and nurtured. FML. – Wall.E. Today, after years of being abused, I won the game show “Who wants to be a millionaire†and rejoined with my childhood sweetheart Latika. But my brother Salim was killed when he killed Latikas Pimp and she now has a huge scar on her face. FML. – Jamal Malik aka Chai wallah Today, after a long time I had a chance of eating fresh human meat. But a T-Rex ate me while I cornered the humans. FML. – Raptor # 3 Today, I was sent back to the past to protect John and Sarah connor. Unfortunately the only way I could ensure that (or so I thought) was by jumping into molten steel. That was not in the Job description.FML. – Terminator Today, I had a perfect plan of throwing Gotham city into Chaos. A man in a batsuit stopped me. FML. – The Joker Today, while on a journey, I met and fell in love with the sweetest man and we made beautiful love in the backseat of a car. The ship we were on sank and I was so fat that he didn’t have space on the shipwreck that I was floating on. FML. – Rose :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Superb stuff man. Just amazing. Will add a few of my own.:two_thumbs_up:
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