OS War

[Dark Warrior]

Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy. Windows: Just another pain in the glass. You're *such* a mac person. Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ] Linux is Luke. FreeBSD is Yoda. Linux means productivity and fun. NT means 'Not Today'. Linux renders ships. NT is rendering ships useless... Linux. The choice of a GNU generation. Linux: The smack in the face that Windows gripers have been begging for these past 10 years... Love is Hate. War is Peace. Windows is stable. Lunix... because I'm better than you. M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer! Microsoft manager to programmer: You start coding. I'll go find out what they want. Microsoft Windows: computing While U Wait, Microsoft Windows: Proof that P.T. Barnum was correct. Name one nice thing about Windows? It doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. Regarding security, WindowsNT is an OS with a 'Kick me' sign stuck on it's back. SNMP = Security? Not My Problem! The big difference between UNIX and VMS: To do anything on UNIX, you need to know an obscure command. To do anything on VMS, you need to know an obscure option to SET. The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners. The software said Windows95 or better, so I got a Mac... The Windows98 Eveready Bunny: It's still loading, and loading... There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Jeremy S. Anderson This is Linux country. If you listen carefully, you can hear Windows reboot... Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about it's friends. VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix. - W. davidson W.I.N.D.O.W.S - Will Install Necessary Drivers, Or Won't Start. This is Unix and Netware country, on a quiet night you can hear NT Reboot. "[unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2." - Peter Norton "Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX." - Tom Christiansen "The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected." (6/72) "Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie 'Apple Macintosh' - An anagram of 'Complaints Heap' A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head. A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard. A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting. Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows! Claiming that your operating system is the best in the world because more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world. Customer: I'm running Windows '98 Tech: Yes. Customer: My computer isn't working now. Tech: Yes, you said that. DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. -- New York Times, November 26, 1991 DOS is Unix's retarded younger brother. Error #152 - Windows not found: ©heer (P)arty (D)ance. Eunuchs, the non-gender-specific OS. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I... For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to buy Microsoft. (Seen on alt.os.linux.caldera) Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS I don't do .INI, .BAT, or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files... I don't configure peripherals or networks before using them... I have a computer to do all that... I have a Macintosh. I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June. I'm betting that baby will be late. If an infinite number of computer programmers programmed for an infinite number of years, they would eventually come up with a working operating system. Bill Gates, being impatient, gave them two days and took the first one that was finished. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...oh, wait a minute - he already does. It's a good thing Linux is under GNU (General Public Lisense) or Microsoft would buy them out too! -- Kunphuzil M.C.S.E :- Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert -------------------------- :--D :--D :--D :--D :--D :--D :--D :--D :--D :--D :--D

[graphic23]

Brilliant. :--D Have seen them all at some point of time - not anytime recent. Love the bit about Microsoft making Vacuum cleaners that don't suck. :hysterical:

[Dark Warrior]

Brilliant. :--D Have seen them all at some point of time - not anytime recent. Love the bit about Microsoft making Vacuum cleaners that don't suck. :hysterical:

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