gaurav92 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" . Mom: "Yes" . Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth" Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun? Ans: Dhobi . Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Koi Bol Sakta Hai Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu. Sardar to wife: Aaj fesla ho k rahe ga.. Batao kis kis k sath soti ho? . Wife: Qasam le lo, sirf aap k sath hi soti hun, baaqi sone kahan dete hain. Officer: Tmko Airhostess ne Thapr Q mara? Sardar: us ki Qamiz hip me ghusi hui thi maine bahir nekali to ghuse se dekne lagi . Phir? Phir Maine wapis ghusa di... Suhag raat ko hindu Pati Patni se me shadi se pehle 10 aurton k sath so chuka ho Patni replied "mujhe pata tha jab KUNDALI mili hai to adatein bhi zaror milein gi" In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady"s breast: . Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u"ll forgive me. . Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i"m in room 25. Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her husband. Husband: is men tum bohat sexy Lag rahi ho. Wife: Pata hai! Sales man bhi yehi Keh raha tha The best of the lot is here Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write “the watch has arrived†and he will understand that the son is born. The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t know what to do. If he writes “the watch has arrived†Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes †watch has not arrived†Santa will get worried that something serious has happened. But being a very intelligent person,he finds a solution and sends the telegram. Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads “The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missingâ€. :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 nices one gaurav.. a relief after PJ's by this was the best In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady"s breast: . Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u"ll forgive me. . Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i"m in room 25. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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