sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 A girl commented "kya bat hai" on my pic, so I commented " kya ball hai" on her pic. I don't know why she blocked me. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Wife : पेट दर्द हो रहा है बाजार से अजवाइन लेते आना । Husband : तुम ऐसे ही दारु को कोसती हो, देखा Wine से पेट दर्द ठीक होता है । Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Me: Bhaiyya ek kilo aatta dena. Shopkeeper: kaunsa? Me: Ashirwad de do. Shopkeeper: Jeete raho beta. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 W:चेस खेलते है अगर तुम जीते तो तुम मेरी गांड मार लेना और अगर मै तो मैं तुम्हारी मारूँगी H:लेकिन तुम कैसे मारोगी w:हम शॉपिंग करने चलेंगे" _______________ Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 If u die while having sex in doggy style; what would it be called? 'kutte ki maut" Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 लड़की- डॉटेड कंडोम दीजिये दुकानदार ने दे दिया लड़की- इससे ज्यादा बड़े डॉट्स वाला कंडोम दीजिये। दुकानदार ने दे दिया लड़की- भईया इससे बड़े डॉट्स वाला कंडोम भी आता है क्या? दुकानदार- मैडम आप भुट्टा यूज़ कर लो, अभी सीजन भी है। Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 लड़की :कंडोम देना दुकानदार:कौन सी कंपनी का दूँ बहन लड़की:अच्छा वाला देना,जिस से तेरी बहन की ईज्जत बनी रहे,मजा पुरा आये और तू मामा भी ना बने। Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 कल अमेरिका में पर्यावरण की सुरक्षा के लिए लड़कियों ने नग्न हो कर साईकिल रैली निकाली हमारे यहाँ किसी को पर्यावरण की कोई चिंता ही नहीं है" Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 बॉर्डर पर लड़ाई शुरू हो गई। संता: मेजर साहब, मैं दुश्मनों की माँ चोद दूंगा। मेजर: भोसड़ी के, दुश्मन मारने हैं, पैदा नहीं करने! Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Reporter: कोहली शतक बनाने के बाद क्या बोलना चाहेंगे !! Kohli :तेरी बहन का भरोसा कैसे तोड़ सकता था मैं! Reporter: भरोसा ही बोला ना" Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 सोनम की शूट पर अफरातफरी का माहौल था वो हुआ यूं की 1 ही take मे सीन ok करने पर डायरेक्टर ने सोनम की पीठ थपथपा दी बाद मे पता चला वो पीठ नही थी" Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Arun Lal about to ask amitabachhan “Aap potty kaise karte hai? Kitna zor lagaate hai? Aapki aawaaz mein ek baar zor lagaa ke dikhaaiye. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Arun Lal (in a public transport bus) : Bhaisaab, zara baithne ki jagah denge! "sorry, jagah nahi hai! bahari kinaare pe baith sakte ho! Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Sonam Kapoor wears Bras, made of स्तन-Less Steel Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Girl- Baba aashirwad do ke mere boobs bade ho jaaye. Baba- Tathastu. Girl- and what about my ass? Baba- ThatAsstoo Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Profesor:Kya Naam Hai Girl:Mohini Prof:Aage Kya Lagati Ho Girl:Ji, WHISPER Prof: I Mean Peeche Kya Lagati Ho Girl:Ji, SARSON KA TAIL Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 [Classroom] Teacher: Write a program for Sum of series. Student: *writes half* Teacher: Yeh series kaun poori karega? Student: Sri Lanka. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 B the change you want to C." - Virat Kohli Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 What do you call an Akmal who scores less runs ? कम रन Akmal Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Bowl na halke halke - Indian batsmen to South African bowlers Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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