Dark Warrior Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I've painted all of the taps in my bathroom black...Now whenever I walk in and shout, 'police!' They all start running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I've painted all of the taps in my bathroom black...Now whenever I walk in and shout' date=' 'police!' They all start running.[/quote'] :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Paki and a ni*ger fall off Blackpool Tower at the same time who hits the ground first? ...Although I'm sure you're tempted to say, 'Who gives a feck?' the actual answer is the nig*er, as the paki is a shade lighter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Mard ki takat ka andaza uski zor se nahin ladki ki shor se hota hai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Your Girlfriend is your right hand...but if your Girlfriend ran away then your right hand is your girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Mard ki takat ka andaza uski zor se nahin ladki ki shor se hota hai Your Girlfriend is your right hand...but if your Girlfriend ran away then your right hand is your girlfriend. :cantstop::cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 Paddy finds his wife in crotch-less panties. She opens her legs & says "Do u want to lick this?" He replies "Feck off, look what its done to your knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 Imogens music career cant be taking off as i havent heard any of her songs and shes been doing giggs for 6 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StriKe Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 An Arab is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa: Consul: Your name please? Arab: Abu Zina. Consul: Sex? Arab: Every day. Consul: Eh, I mean, male or female? Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel. Consul: Holy cow! Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too. Consul: Isn't that hostile? Arab: Horsetyle, Dogstyle, any style!. Consul: Oh dear! Arab: No deer! As*hole too tight and run too fast! :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Imogens music career cant be taking off as i havent heard any of her songs and shes been doing giggs for 6 months! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: You have been served for contempt Sir!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Last night I was awoken by four West Ham fans outside my house playing football with a hedgehog. I was absolutely disgusted and just about to call the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up... :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Breaking news: Man Utd team to face Barcelona.. Van der Sar Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra Valencia Carrick An unamed Premiership footballer Park Rooney Hernandez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 I met a girl in a nightclub and told her "I'm going to feck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine" She replied, "wow, let's go, its good to find a man with such stamina these days." For some reason she didn't seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombiePotato Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 What do you get when you cross a cow with an arab? Milk Sheikh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadoo Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Breaking news: Man Utd team to face Barcelona.. Van der Sar Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra Valencia Carrick An unamed Premiership footballer Park Rooney Hernandez I met a girl in a nightclub and told her "I'm going to feck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine" She replied, "wow, let's go, its good to find a man with such stamina these days." For some reason she didn't seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Keep em coming P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 24, 2011 Author Share Posted May 24, 2011 Ryan giggs Ryan giggs running down the wing Ryan giggs Ryan giggs Fecking Imogen Done her up the shi*ter now its all over twitter Ryan giggs Ryan giggs Ryan giggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 24, 2011 Author Share Posted May 24, 2011 What do women and clouds have in common?....Occassionally they feck off and it's a really nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 24, 2011 Author Share Posted May 24, 2011 Saw Amir today,said he went for his routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up his Ar*e. He asked me do u think I should change dentists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombiePotato Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Have you heard about the Russian sex offender who got arrested a few days ago? Apparently his name was Zabardasti Boobpressky!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Well done to Chelsea's £50m man Fernando Torres, currently averaging one goal per manager. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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