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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. "2 inches more and I will be a king." Suddenly the wife comes in and says, "2 inches less and you will be a queen!" ============================================================== Girl: It’s 2 tight Boy: Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy: Ah..I can’t, Gal: It’s painful, Boy: Forget it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! =============================================================== Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice: 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter†is available in system? I find only “re-cycleâ€, but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, Banta Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS? ================================================================= Question. What did the potato chip say to the battery? Answer. If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay. =================================================================

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Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice: 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter†is available in system? I find only “re-cycleâ€, but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, Banta Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS? =================================================================
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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. "2 inches more and I will be a king." Suddenly the wife comes in and says, "2 inches less and you will be a queen!" ============================================================== Girl: It’s 2 tight Boy: Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy: Ah..I can’t, Gal: It’s painful, Boy: Forget it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! =============================================================== Question. What did the potato chip say to the battery? Answer. If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay. =================================================================
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Only people with some intelligence and good sense of humour will understand these jokes :finger:
u saying u dont understand your own joke? :haha:
gaurav92 Newbie

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u saying u dont understand your own joke? :haha:
Now with that statement itself you ve proved that you cant understand it :hehe:. Everyone ,except morons like you, got me, so plz grow up and try to understand a thing or two about jokes before posting here. :thefinger:
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Now with that statement itself you ve proved that you cant understand it :hehe:. Everyone ,except morons like you, got me, so plz grow up and try to understand a thing or two about jokes before posting here. :thefinger:
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