punjabiplaya Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 7 Englishmen and 1 Irishman in a rape line up. The victim walks in, Paddy steps forward and shouts "Thats her, the ungrateful fat ****er!'' A woman's poem: Before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, ones who's handsome,smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks,one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when i spend, won't get annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. A mans poem: I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big t**s. owns a pub on a golf course and loves it in the a**e. This doesn't even rhyme but who gives a feck. Poetrys for w**kers!
punjabiplaya Posted February 23, 2010 Author Posted February 23, 2010 got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently, the instruction "Finish off on her face" didn't mean what i thought it did! Guy persuaded his girfreind to try Anal for the 1st time. He said "if it hurts 2 much, u yell the safety word. and I'll stop." She said "Ok, what's the safety word?" He replied: "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch My uncle was a **** ventriloquist... He used to put his fingers up my **** and ask me not to say anything..! i got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently, the instruction "Finish off on her face" didn't mean what i thought it did!
achilles Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 When is the next installment coming through?
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