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  • Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
  • Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
  • Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
  • Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
  • Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
  • Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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