gaurav92 Posted June 18, 2010 Posted June 18, 2010 Man 1: I do not want to marry. Because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marry soon. Then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest ==================================== Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS! ==================================== What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . . inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A 1000 rupee currency note! . ==================================== On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl “If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship†Later,She sms hr husbnd “U mst b proud of me, I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days! ==================================== Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I?? ===================================== MBBS Final Exam:- Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE ===================================== Women are basically greedy. They want all things from one man. Men are so simple. They want only one thing from all women ====================================== Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher asks same question to a boy. Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye. Teacher: Right! Then turns to the girl: Listen girl your thinking is wrong and your expectations are too high ======================================= ed: are they your children. Man: No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of my customers. ======================================= :cantstop:
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