Sir john Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Student-Madam Mai apko kaisa lgta hu. M:So sweat S:To mai apne mumy-papa ko apk gahr beju M-vo Q S-taki vo hmari bat chlaye M-ye kya bakwas h. S-tution ki.
Sir john Posted July 20, 2010 Author Posted July 20, 2010 Santa-Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiya dikh jayengi?Banta-Zaroor!Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi
Sir john Posted July 20, 2010 Author Posted July 20, 2010 Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola- Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi sunaun kya??Ladki- Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya???
Sir john Posted July 20, 2010 Author Posted July 20, 2010 Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena Railwayman: Seat nahi hai Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi main ghar se le lunga.
Jadoo Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 :((:((:((:(( Sir Johnny Iz think yous betta stick to polls, bava.
Desi Cartman Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Santa-Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiya dikh jayengi?Banta-Zaroor!Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi :giggle: old but phunny
Dark Warrior Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena Railwayman: Seat nahi hai Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare' date= ek kursi main ghar se le lunga. :giggle:
Sir john Posted July 24, 2010 Author Posted July 24, 2010 Lalu Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki 'MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI. Rabadi 'Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif ke alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..
Sir john Posted July 24, 2010 Author Posted July 24, 2010 "BHOOT" ne kaha kisi nek insan ka number do apun usko tang krega!Maine apka number diya to "BHOOT"bola abay marwayega kya, yeh to MERI SIR JI ka number hai.
Sir john Posted July 24, 2010 Author Posted July 24, 2010 Murga to Murgi : I Love You Jaan mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon . Apni jaan bhi de sakta hoon . Murgi : So cute , kuch bhi kar sakte ho . Jo mai kahungi wo bhi . Murga : Jo bhi tum kahogi . Murgi : Thik hai aaj tum mere badle " anda " hi de do .
Sir john Posted July 24, 2010 Author Posted July 24, 2010 3 logon ko 3 bomb mile.pehla: cahlo inhe police ko de aate hai dusra: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? teesra: jhoot bol denge ki 2 hi mile the.;)
Sir john Posted July 24, 2010 Author Posted July 24, 2010 DhOni's MoM- MARket se vegitables le aa. Dhoni- nahi! T20 wrld cup haar gaye na.. Sb gussa karenge Mom- saree pahan k jaa koi Nahi pehechanega. Dhoni goes 2 market wearing saree. 1GIRL:Hai, Dhoni how r u? Dhoni:kaise pata chala? GIRL:Saale MAi hooN YUvraj.
Sir john Posted July 24, 2010 Author Posted July 24, 2010 A bad joke 1Murga 1Murgi k piche bhag rha tha Achanak Murgi Car k niche aa gyi or mar gyi Murga:Lagta he Desi he,Sali ne jaan de di par IJJAT bacha li.
Sir john Posted July 25, 2010 Author Posted July 25, 2010 Gabar:Thakar aj mene basanti ko nahate waqt dekha. Thakur: kutte kamine me tera khoon pi jaunga.Gabar: me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi..hihihehehe...
Guest Hiten. Posted July 25, 2010 Posted July 25, 2010 Gabar:Thakar aj mene basanti ko nahate waqt dekha. Thakur: kutte kamine me tera khoon pi jaunga.Gabar: me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi..hihihehehe... :giggle:
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