Aqua Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 Re: Sardar jokes.... An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "All right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 Re: Sardar jokes.... Banta Singh dialed to talk to his dear pal Santa Singh "Is that 6545224?." asked Banta Singh. "No this is 6545225." came the reply. After thinking for few seconds Banta Singh replied "No matter, please call Mr. Santa Singh from next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: Sardar jokes.... LOL nice ones :hic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Re: Sardar jokes.... An Englishman' date=' an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "All right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.[/quote'] :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesiChap Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Sardar jokes.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Re: Sardar jokes.... :wtg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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