Aqua Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The Equation: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage- And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Some good stuff!!! Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1-Too Many Questions. 2-Difficult to Understand. 3-More Explanation is Needed. 4-Result is always FAIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Some good stuff!!! Liar: A man is dying of cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Some good stuff!!! Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Some good stuff!!! Chinese Adam & Eve: If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Some good stuff!!! Question : Which is Worse, Ignorance or Apathy? Answer : I don't know & I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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