Count Dooku Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Hopefully some of you may these slight amusing. Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now available for women on the following subjects at Damelin:- 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 12. Introduction to Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Eggs and Butter 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem .. .. . Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only 26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before. Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Course for women :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aqua Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Course for women not funny, but the last one cracked up a smile from me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aditi Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Course for women ....and here's wearing the shoe on the other foot :): COLLEGE COURSES FOR MEN Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? You CAN Tell the Difference! If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill Retro or Just Hideous? Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware Romance: More Than a Cable Channel Bathroom Accuracy 101 Strange But True: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed Be the First Man to Say These Three Words: "I Don't Know" Changing Your Underwear?It Really Works The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty Means Empty Directions: It's Still Okay to Ask for Them Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It PMS: Learning to Keep Your Mouth Shut Understanding the Female Response to Coming in Drunk at 4:00 A.M. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception Understanding Your Financial Incompetence How to Stay Awake After Sex Garbage: Getting It to the Curb Helpful Posture Hints for the Couch Potato How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Course for women now, tht was funny aditi... thx alot.. you made my day... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Course for women 19. PMS: Your Problem .. .. . Not His :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Course for women Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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