Cricket Tragic Posted March 28, 2011 Posted March 28, 2011 Anyone got this email about the fake Ponting account on Twitter? Absolutely hilarious. Much better than Ashraful. Some of the tweets: PJs on, brushed teeth, replugged hair hat, chewed nails, spat in hands. Off to bed now. G'night all, Sir Ricky. #ashes is lying in bed daydreaming about slips catches that carry. #cricket #ashes #diveforward I am so Australian I urinate VB + sweat XXXX. And when I spit in my hands our GDP increases by 0.013%. #Australia #ashes #NationalTreasure I only meant to order a beer, not select one in the test team. #ashes At the breakfast table & @MClarke23 is still going on about The Break Up & dropping hints about captaincy break ups. #ashes Roses are red Violets are blue Please rain tomorrow Or I'm in the poo #ashes Just realised I picked the wrong Tassie spinner. Meant to pick the one that takes wickets. Where r u Jason Subway Krejza? #ashes Someone once aid you're only as good as your last knock. Hence, I am as good as Bradman. (Doesn't apply to vice captains). #ashes I am not a cheat. I am a great catcher. Life is unfair. I will cry in my pillow tonight. #ashes #godhatesrickyponting Nice work Pup. Continuing to make EVEN ME look good. #ashes Mr Cricket just thanked me for my leadership in motivating him to score runs today Back in the hotel and my bloody TV won't work. Can't watch my great captaincy highlights. #ashes Six for @fakepetersiddle let's all remember the great captaincy first and foremost. #ashes #siddle Very light training session today. Only 6 to 8 beers. Duck, duck, hook. Duck, duck, hook. Did I really say I will leave the team better than when I got the captaincy? I meant "me leaving will make it a better team". #ashes Stop it Hodge. I'm supposed to be the best number 3 in Oz I'm releasing a The McPonting Burger today. Like me it only stays in your middle for a few minutes. #ashes The amount of bourbon it takes to get over being dismissed by Harbahjan is astounding. #IndvAus #godhatesrickyponting
Cricket Tragic Posted March 28, 2011 Author Posted March 28, 2011 I don't argue with umpires. I tell them what they've got wrong. #spiritofcricket Never argue with an idiot, cause he'll bring you down to his level & beat you with experience†So that's why no one argues with me! Played park cricket yesterday batting 1 handed. 1 pull for 6, out edging for 15. Took slips catch but given not out! WTF #cricket #sameold Why would we want the worlds smallest trophy anyway!!! #ashes watching #StarTrek DVD. Captain Kirk could learn a lot from watching me in action. #GreatCaptain The #SCG test debacle confirms my brilliance as captain. Least worst = best. Adam Milne looks pretty good for a kiwi. Reminds me of a young me, bowling 150kph. #NZvPAK is having a beer with Straussy, an average batsman who wins. #ashes #jealous #listening Practicising my #Ashes losing speech. Getting pretty good at it now. Sir Ricky. I spent all night pondering my faith. Conclusion is that #godhatesrickyponting Why is everyone being so mean to me today? I am the embodiment of the spirit of cricket. You know it. #ashes #cricket Yes, to confirm, I'll miss the Sydney test so this #ashes loss is on Pup's head. #pinkygate #itspupsfault I'm watching #superbowlXLV to get tactical tips for the WC.
Cricket Tragic Posted March 28, 2011 Author Posted March 28, 2011 For those wondering why the Bangladeshi crowd are booing, it's because I just entered the ground. #cwc2011 When I talk boys become men, men become legends, and women leave the room. #cwc2011 #Leadership Can you believe they removed the tv from my hotel room! #discrimination ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://twitter.com/notrickyponting
achilles Posted March 29, 2011 Posted March 29, 2011 http://twitter.com/FakeShaneWatson http://twitter.com/fakepetersiddle http://twitter.com/mitchnotjohnson http://twitter.com/camnotwhite Oh man, the Aussies are quite mad with their boys
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