SachDan Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Love him or hate him but you just can't ignore The Sardar :hail: Sidhuisms on Cricketers Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian auto meter. This is a batsman who is as erratic as the electricity supply in most parts of India. The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are chasing them with a belan. This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home and talk to their wives between every delivery. The candles cost more than the cake! On Geoffrey Boycott's birthday That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !! They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose! Indian Cricket is like Indian Monsoon; When it rains it pours, or else there is drought. For the Indians, now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'. He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place! Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag. On Virender Sehwag :two_thumbs_up: He chased the ball, as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket. He can sell a glass of water to a drowning man, he can sell ice to an eskimo, he can sell sand to an Arab. on Jagmohan Dalmiya Sidhuisms on Sachin Tendulkar Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious - When Tendulkar plays; Uncertain - when the rest of the team plays :hail: Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze !! A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef. Commenting on an injured Sachin Tendulkar. Sidhuisms on Umpires and Umpiring The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. :hysterical::hysterical: He looks at the umpire as innocent as a freshly laid egg. Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands!!!!!!!!!! Sidhuisms on Statistics Statistics are like bikinis, they show everything but the real thing. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide. Statistics are like miniskirts (or bikinis). What they reveal is tantalizing, but what they hide is crucial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think someone who has been talking about centuries leading to India's losses should look at this: Statistics are like miniskirts (or bikinis). What they reveal is tantalizing, but what they hide is crucial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cricketlover Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Navjot Sidhu can talk for hours and hours and no one not even Sidhu himself will have a clue about what he is talking about. But he will make himself sound so convinving that no one will dare shut him up. That is his greatest achievement which he has so generously displayed in the past 10 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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