Geoff Boycott's Grandmother

[1983-2011]

Margaret Boycott Elizabeth Gough Margaret Boycott Elizabeth Gough, otherwise known as Geoffrey Boycott's Grandmother, is one of the all-time cricketing greats. Despite many hardships in her personal life, she became one of England's most inspirational captains, leading her nation to more than 130 Test victories in a career spanning more than fifty years, only ended by a freak accident involving a stray bouncer. That is, she was severely injured in a fight with a doorman outside a chip shop in Barnsley over the last pie. The bouncer, however, died in hospital later that evening. full biography: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geoff_Boycott%27s_Grandmother ................................................................................................................................ Geoffrey Boycott Geoffrey Boycott (born 21 October 1940) is an English cricket player, commentator and a professional Yorkshireman who is well known for his (unprovoked assaults on women), courteous manner towards the cricket ball, and ability to reach a century slower than any other cricketer before him, a talent surely passed onto him by his Grandmother. Geoffrey Boycott has a reputation for being kinder to cricket balls than people - he was quite content to let the ball hit his bat, rather than him hit the ball. But as Geoffrey would say: "Ye don't get runs by being nice." Boycott was to entertaining batting what Mao Zedong was to peaceful leadership. full biography: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geoffrey_Boycott :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: