Sports- humour

[hari504504]

What do Arsenal fans do after their club has won the Champions League and Premier League? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v They turn off their PS3 and eject the FIFA12 disc

[chainsmoker1985]

Bro, You are a very intelligent person. I have seen that in international politics threads. Such stupid jokes doesn't suit you :haha:

[hari504504]

Bro' date=' You are a very intelligent person. I have seen that in international politics threads. Such stupid jokes doesn't suit you :haha:[/quote'] hehe.. my Achilles heel...:winky:

[BERGKAMP]

Here is something even more funny :winky: 1961 vs 2004 2 vs 13

[chainsmoker1985]

Here is something even more funny :winky: 1961 vs 2004 2 vs 13

Meaning please

[hari504504]

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

[hari504504]

What do a Russian goalpost and Wayne Bridge's missus have in common? John Terry has hit them both.

[hari504504]

A police man found a guy climbing the walls of old trafford . . He caught him and sent him back to watch the whole match . ( After man United (1-6 )defeat to mancity )

[hari504504]

My Computer has David De Gea virus . It doesn't save anything

[hari504504]

Mario Balotelli angered by ‘deliberate’ Redknapp tax evasion - Newsthump

Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli has reacted furiously after Harry Redknapp stole the attention of the world of football away from him for all of five minutes last night. Details of Redknapp’s despicable tax evasion attempts through foreign bank accounts meant Balotelli was not the centre of controversy until news broke moments later of him being charged for stamping on Scott Parker. Balotelli said, “Once could have been an accident, but you can see he’s been cooking his own books for years.” “The bank account was in the name of his dog and used his date of birth.” “Jesus Christ. Come on Harry.” Redknapp tax evasion “I’m usually the last person to talk about people doing stupid stuff, but this is so blatant – he’s trying to steal the spotlight away from me and I want to see him brought to justice,” Balotelli continued. “It’s not the first time he’s done it and I’m sure it won’t be the last.” “He did manage to sell Peter Crouch at a profit though, so fair play to him there – no wonder the chairman wanted to give him a bung or two.” The Italian has until 1800 GMT on Wednesday to do something even more newsworthy before getting banned by the FA.

[chainsmoker1985]

some really good ones :hysterical::hysterical: keep it going :two_thumbs_up:

[hari504504]

What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? 45,000 more Chelsea fans

[hari504504]

What is the difference between Jose Mourinho and God ? God doesn't think he's Jose Mourinho.

[hari504504]

How do u confuse a Manchester United fan? Take him to Manchester and then ask him for directions

[hari504504]

Why can't you get a cup of tea at Stamford Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.

[hari504504]

Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning... "Mr Wenger sir,the Emirates is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir

[hari504504]

When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday he asked medical staff who he was. On being told he played football for Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed into a coma.

[hari504504]

Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy, A Smart Arsenal fan and an old drunk are walking down a road. They all spot a 50 pound note. Who gets it? The old drunk of course, the other 3 are mythical creatures.

[hari504504]

What do Man City Fans and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

[chainsmoker1985]

How do u confuse a Manchester United fan? Take him to Manchester and then ask him for directions

My brother is Mam Utd fan :--D