Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

[DesiChap]

WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that†has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind. 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9. The word “commitment†doesn’t scare off chocolate. 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it. 14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant. 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16. Good chocolate is easy to find. 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good

[apocalypse]

lol :hysterical:

[Predator_05]

WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind. 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate. 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it. 14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant. 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16. Good chocolate is easy to find. 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good

Rubbish. All that can apply to sex as well. 1. You can GET sex - provided that you are willing to pay 2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has an even more genuine meaning with sex. 3. Sex satisfies a guy even when the chick has gone soft. 4. You can safely have [phone]sex while you are driving. 5. You can make sex last as long as you want it to if you have enough lube 6. You can have sex even in front of your mother as long as she is blind 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the guy won't mind as long as he is a masochist. 8. Two people of the same sex can have sex without being called nasty names in San Francisco and Massachusetts. 9. The word “CUMmitment” doesn’t scare people off sex. 10. You can have sex on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your female work mates who will be lying underneath you 11. You can ask a stranger for sex without getting your face slapped too hard 12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with sex if your chick has shaved. 13. With sex there’s no need to fake it unless you are girl getting it on with a Chinese dude 14. Sex doesn’t make you pregnant - abortion rules 15. You can have sex at any time of the month. 16. Good sex is easy to find. 17. You can have as many kinds of sex as your knob can handle. 18. You are never too young or too old for sex. 19. When you have sex it does not keep your neighbors awake when you keep the windows shut 20. With sex size doesn’t matter; it’s always good as long as you aren't Chinese

[living]

kill joy :giggle: