You gotta read this poem

[sachin34357]

Look, I am not saying that paying so much for him is a crime
 But surely Yuvi is slightly beyond his prime?
 Why not spend much less on a fully fit foreigner-wink wink 
Who can pose for fairness cream, underwear or energy drink?
 So come on Mr Mallya, why not pick up your paddle 
And put an Englishman with experience in the RCB saddle? Just FYI, I have a certificate in Bollywood dance 
Imagine the opportunities for cross-marketing this will enhance 
Of course I fully understand the logic in picking Finch
 But is explosive batting enough if a cup you want to clinch? 
VVS Laxman, why not classily glance in this direction
 And complement Finch's fury with a prime West Midlands selection? What I love about India is the ancient culture on every street 
I am not a neo-colonial firang who complains about food and heat. Who is Ben Cutting? Never heard of the little **** Just checked his Cricinfo profile. One T20 wicket! Typical Aussie tit 
Come on Shilpa Shetty, you can do better than that guy!
 Hum press conference main thoduh thoduh Hindi bohl sucktah hai Pujara? Really? I don't need your stupid league
 Glamorgan will gladly have me back. Fed up of this intrigue
 LOL! Yusuf Pathan just got purchased by the Kolkata team 
Don't ask me why, maybe in Kolkata winning is too mainstream?
 Look Ms Chawla, you need to step back a bit, And see if you are overlooking an obvious overseas hit? So I have 95% decided to try county cricket again 
The IPL's loss could well turn out to be English cricket's gain 
Who knows, maybe the national selectors will give me a look 
Added bonus? I avoid the heat, food, corruption and Shastri (puke) 
Hey Delhi Daredevils, congrats on that Dinesh Karthik coup Can you pass me whatever you are smoking, and a lighter too? Chennai has bought Nehra for two crores 
Chennai has bought Nehra for two crores 
Chennai has bought Nehra for two crores 
!@£$ you, IPL auction

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