Every sperm is sacred

[Gaurav]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8]YouTube - Every Sperm is Sacred {Monty Python's Meaning of Life}[/ame] Bongosamaj I thought about you while listening to this Monty Python song. No more porn for me EVER! :hysterical: Awesome lyrics :haha: DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[Dirty_South]

:haha: very true :hysterical:

[Bongosamaj]

Bongosamaj I thought about you while listening to this Monty Python song. No more porn for me EVER!

Dude, you completely missed my point. But that is on-par for the course, i suppose. I am not anti-porn, i just think porn is lame. Thats all. If you got the impression that i am a prude, all i can say is HA! I don't discuss sex lives here because i like to keep that aspect private( you hardly see me in any sex-oriented topics anyways except in sociological terms) but those here who know who i am outside of ICF are at this point, doubling up in laughter at your 'Bongo = prude' misinterpretation of my point. If it makes you happy, i withdraw all comments from the whole porn thread- if it makes you happy, go for it, sonny. Have fun, enjoy it with your missy too if thats what makes you two happy. Aint no problem with 'this old geezer'. But it still won't change what i think about porn : IT IS LAME. Its what zit-faced teenie- hormone tankss who can't get laid do and if you are still into porn and you are on the far-side of the 20s and beyond, you need to grow up/stop beeing a teenie. Thats the way i feel about it, though i can understand the artistic/merit value of the occasional well made porn flick even for the adults. But if you are a 30/40 yr old geezer that still watches porn regularly, you clearly are lacking in your bedroom/social skills or a total victim of 'utter boredom with the one & only avenue' that you've been busy living in for the past 237480932842 years. Thats my view on it and i don't think i've seen anything/felt anything different to change my stance on it.

[DesiChap]

:haha: