Lurker Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Phiranagn nahin hai yaar biharan hi hai, koi kitane din rah le bahar biharan biharan hi rahegi.. She hates this description:haha:.. Okay lets see how much of Biharan she really is :D Does she do उल्टा आँचल or सीधा आँचल? Does she call it slippers or चप्पल ? Bonus marks if she calls it चट्टी Is she scared of lizard or बिछौती ? Does she call you Anil or ऐ जी सुनते हो? And finally does she gargle or does she do गरारा ? Bonus point for making noise while doing so
apocalypse Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Family jaan-pehchan ..... Phiranagn nahin hai yaar biharan hi hai, koi kitane din rah le bahar biharan biharan hi rahegi.. She hates this description:haha:.. yeh pad liya to DR khaana nahin milega :hysterical:
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Arre hum kahe ke mahaan. Mahaan aap hai ke do jori aur ek beetle mein larki ghar le aaye. But whatever happened to sawa rupaiah' date=' nariyal aur sona(ya phir chaandi) ki machli? Woh nahin leke gaya tha :haha:[/quote'] gaya jamana uska ab to elaborate Sagun/phaldaan/tilak hota hai.... Aur ye hota hai larke walon ke yahan ismein sala barati ki hi tarah aajkal 50-50 log aate hain phir ghar wale ganv ke log in sabko khilate pilate 4 lakh ka jhanjhat laga.. Are han wo sab akram bakram to main bhul hi gaya wo joi hota nahin hai alaay balaay: tv freeze vcr washing machine microwave oven electric oven etc aur tilak ka jo mandatory kitchen utensil hota hai yada yada ye bh mila gift .. I suppose this too counts as dowry....:giggle:
Lurker Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 yeh pad liya to DR khaana nahin milega She is in India now. Issiliye DR sher ban ke ghum reha hai
Lurker Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Are han wo sab akram bakram to main bhul hi gaya wo joi hota nahin hai alaay balaay: tv freeze vcr washing machine microwave oven electric oven etc aur tilak ka jo mandatory kitchen utensil hota hai yada yada ye bh mila gift .. I suppose this too counts as dowry....:giggle: Abbe that definitely counts :haha::haha: Aur tumko kaun samaan de diya bhai? I somehow see you getting a cycle with a baaja(radio) :mama::mama: Waise meri shaadi hogi to yeh saara infomation loonga bhai, main to sab bhool gaya neg-karam
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Okay lets see how much of Biharan she really is :D Does she do उल्टा आँचल or सीधा आँचल? Does she call it slippers or चप्पल ? Bonus marks if she calls it चट्टी Is she scared of lizard or बिछौती ? Does she call you Anil or ऐ जी सुनते हो? And finally does she gargle or does she do गरारा ? Bonus point for making noise while doing so Sidha aanchal when my father is around otherwise ulta aanchal. Chappal Yes cockroch se bhi I am you and aap Yes she does and with sound..
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Abbe that definitely counts :haha::haha: Aur tumko kaun samaan de diya bhai? I somehow see you getting a cycle with a baaja(radio) :mama::mama: Waise meri shaadi hogi to yeh saara infomation loonga bhai, main to sab bhool gaya neg-karam Mujhe jo mila wo pahle hi bata chuka hun yaar nothing beyond that.. Han bibi diya wo bhi dowry hai; dulhan bhi dahej hai.. ham dulhan hi dahej hai wale nahin hain:hysterical:
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 She is in India now. Issiliye DR sher ban ke ghum reha hai Precisely
theguyinallblue Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Okay lets see how much of Biharan she really is :D Does she do उल्टा आँचल or सीधा आँचल? Does she call it slippers or चप्पल ? Bonus marks if she calls it चट्टी Is she scared of lizard or बिछौती ? Does she call you Anil or ऐ जी सुनते हो? And finally does she gargle or does she do गरारा ? Bonus point for making noise while doing so arre in this test..most Biharans will fail...
Lurker Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 arre in this test..most Biharans will fail... Arre DR ki मेहरारू just passed bhai :hatsoff: Waise I erroneously mentioned गरारा. That is my Dad's special word. Most Biharis call it कुल्ला
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Bhaiya easy answer is - it depends on the girl. Generally speaking yes they will change. Let me give you another personal experience here. One of my exs had a thing for my writing. I wrote her some of the best erotica ever, really put Penthouse to shame :giggle::giggle:, and she would so enjoy it ke larke bhi sharma jaayein. There was this wild side to her that only I was privy of. I didnt (ab)use it but I knew I could if I wanted to. Then she got married and settled down. I am pretty sure she is a cool housewife today though I have no way of telling. When we do talk and the topic of those stories come up she gets all blushy and I can see she wants to avoid it. Its not that she has changed but because now she stands to lose lot more. In older times she didnt lose anything, if anything she gained an insight into her own wilder side. On the other hand today it would be a spot on her marriage, her husband(whom she loves greatly), her family/parents etc etc. In the end it is all about calculations. A girl, and I dont mean this rudely, generally does her calculations very well on what she stands to gain and lose. In this sense they are much ahead of guys. xxx Ak baar fir se Bhaiya aap mahaan hain..:hysterical:
Lurker Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Ak baar fir se. Bhaiya aap mahaan hain.. Mahaan nahin poorana paapi hoon :hatsoff::hatsoff: Now arent you happy this thread was taken off the Politics section :D
theguyinallblue Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Ok..Lurker Bhai..you are so experienced...BUT what is your opinion about the girl you are gonna marry..? aap samajh gaye na...what are your thoughts on that matter..?
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Arre DR ki मेहरारू just passed bhai :hatsoff: Waise I erroneously mentioned गरारा. That is my Dad's special word. Most Biharis call it कुल्ला She is famous for her sar pe pallu act all over the town. People would go dekho america ke patohu hai taniko lagta hai videshi hai aur hiyan ke chhaunri sab maang kholale ghumata.. :haha: She gets so much appreciated for this act that she has started enjoying it:D
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Mahaan nahin poorana paapi hoon :hatsoff::hatsoff: Now arent you happy this thread was taken off the Politics section :D Ham to wo log hain jo kahin bhi palthi maar ke panghat shuru kar dete hain ka politics section aur ka cricket section.. sab ake hai:D Paapi kya hota hai bhai.. jiski g$5d mein dam nahin hua wo dharmatma nikala gaya jiske aa gaya wo paapi kahla gaya .. sab najariya hai ..
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Paapi se ak sher yaad aaya: Masjid to bana li pal bhar mein imaan ke hararat walo ne Man apna poorana paapi hai barson mein namaazi ban na saka
Lurker Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Masjid to bana li pal bhar mein imaan ke hararat walo ne Man apna poorana paapi hai barson mein namaazi ban na saka Wah wah! Main bhi namaazi na ban saka. Haan bina mehnat ke kebabi aur shebabi jaroor ban gaya :two_thumbs_up: what is your opinion about the girl you are gonna marry..? aap samajh gaye na...what are your thoughts on that matter..? Sandeep miyaan, meri shaadi ussi kanya se hogi whose face I maintain is the prettiest I have seen till date. No it has nothing to do with beauty as such but just that I have always felt that way towards her. Thora time lag gaya usko samjhaane mein magar samajh gayi bandhu :D Aur khool ke bolo bhai, kahe ko sharmaate ho? Hum to paidaishi besharam hai na
apocalypse Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 to humhe shaadi main zaroor bulaana Lurker ji :hatsoff:
Lurker Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 to humhe shaadi main zaroor bulaana Lurker ji :hatsoff: Pahle batao ke khaana kitna khaate ho. :nervous::nervous:
sandtest Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Pahle batao ke khaana kitna khaate ho. :nervous::nervous: khaate toh tthe hee...hum toh Thaili mein bhar ke ghar pe bhi le jaate the....aur Thaili agar naa mili toh Jeb mein hee do-chaar poori-kachauri daal liyaa......:hysterical:
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