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Lurker what i meant was what if the girl you are going to marry has had 5-6 Bfs..and had long affairs with them like you had with girls... obviously girls or their parents won't tell these things....how would you go about it..?

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khaate toh tthe hee...hum toh Thaili mein bhar ke ghar pe bhi le jaate the....aur Thaili agar naa mili toh Jeb mein hee do-chaar poori-kachauri daal liyaa...
Theek hai tab baigan ki sabzi waala baalti lekar aadmi aapke saamne khara rahega. Aur kuch chicken, maach machli nahin. Agar jyaada insist kiya to sarson ka saag. Jitna marzi bhar lijiye pocket mein.
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Lurker what i meant was what if the girl you are going to marry has had 5-6 Bfs..and had long affairs with them like you had with girls... obviously girls or their parents won't tell these things....how would you go about it..?
so it means right to have girl friends is reserved only with guys? Past is past in my opinion
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Theek hai tab baigan ki sabzi waala baalti lekar aadmi aapke saamne khara rahega. Aur kuch chicken' date= maach machli nahin. Agar jyaada insist kiya to sarson ka saag. Jitna marzi bhar lijiye pocket mein.
Waah waah. Baingan ki Sabzi aur Kachauri ....Kalewaa ka intezaam ho geyaa:dance:
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Lurker what i meant was what if the girl you are going to marry has had 5-6 Bfs..and had long affairs with them like you had with girls...
Personally I wont have issues with it Sandeep. Not because I have done that myself but more because the whole issue has to do with self-confidence. If you are confident of yourself then you will be secure else it doesnt matter if the girl has 5-6 bf or not even one, you shall always be shakki and sceptical. I would ask with her of course, make sure we are as open as we can be. I realize she may not be as open but that is a risk we both have to take. I would much rather have it hear from her mouth then before $hit hits the ceiling and more often than not it does. What would bother me is not if she had her history, but where she keeps that history. This is a dangerous territory my friend. Men generally forget history very soon. Most men, if not all, would not remember their first kiss after a day. Most wont remember their first orgasm, putting it bluntly. However a female mind stores all of that, generally speaking. So long as those memories are erased I am good. But if they come back then its a dicey situation :nervous::nervous:. xxx
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Lurker what i meant was what if the girl you are going to marry has had 5-6 Bfs..and had long affairs with them like you had with girls... obviously girls or their parents won't tell these things....how would you go about it..?
zamana badal gaya hai.. when we got married although courting period was an year but we didn't ask each other about anything.. Neither I have touched any girl before nor she had touched any boys ( as per her claims).. Fast forward my sister-in-law used to ask this question in very first telephonic chat and she is so forthright that wud say let us not waste each other's time because if u have had past affairs then I am not the girl for you.....U wud be surprised to know guys too are forthright these days they tell the truth... two very eligible guys got red flag due to their past affairs.. Jhansi ki rani hai meri sali..:hysterical: Ak larke baap ne to dil pe le liya ki how come his honhaar beta iengg grad phd got rejected.. he kept calling.. my father-in-law didn't want to tell the reason upfront but when he left no choice he had to reveal it.. wo to ad gaya this is all lie..:hysterical:
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Dekho bhaiyon....sau kee seedhe ek baat.. Jehaan tak Ladkiyon pe mugdh hone kee baat hai -- toh iss mein koi burai nahin -- yeh pavitra hai, ekdum halaal, kosher! Bhagwaan ne Nar naari ko banaaya he hai ek doosre ke Sehwaas mein rehne ke liye....yadi aap kisi ladki pe nahin mugdh hain -- toh koi aur hogaa. Har ladki se mohabbat kero....Nari hai Mohabbat ke liey. Mann Changaa toh kathauti mein Ganga:shades_smile:

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Mann Changaa toh kathauti mein Ganga:shades_smile:
There is a joke about that. Shayad aapne suna hoga. Waise it has to do with a fight between a Hindu Pundit and a Muslim Maulavi.
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Theek hai tab baigan ki sabzi waala baalti lekar aadmi aapke saamne khara rahega. Aur kuch chicken' date=' maach machli nahin. Agar jyaada insist kiya to sarson ka saag. Jitna marzi bhar lijiye pocket mein.[/quote'] Oye shaadi bihar mein yagya mana jata hai no none-veg item
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There is a joke about that. Shayad aapne suna hoga. Waise it has to do with a fight between a Hindu Pundit and a Muslim Maulavi.
Tubelight nahin ho raha hai thora prakash dalen..
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Oye shaadi bihar mein yagya mana jata hai no none-veg item
Bhains ke aage been baja rahe ho :eyedance: Meri shaadi mein chicken nahin hua to main nahin aane waala bhai! Dam bhar khaao, phir to umar bhar halaal hona hi hai :((
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Shaadi nahin reception mein hota hai ye sab..

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Tubelight nahin ho raha hai thora prakash dalen..
Apologies to all sensitive people. As it so happened that a Pundit was taking a bath in Ganges early morning. Sure enough he was trembling with cold when a Maulavi passed him by. Watching the Pundit shiver he asked why did he take bath in Ganges every morning in the cold? Afterall he could take the shower at him with a couple of drop of water from a bucket. Afterall - Man changa to kathauthi mein Ganga. Pundit was furious but didnt say anything. Sometimes afterwards the two were travelling together and passed a sarai(hotel). They took a room together. Shaam ko sehri ke namaaz ka time aaya to Maulavi saab wanted to do namaaz. The problem was there was no extra room in the bed. The Pundit asked him to do the namaaz in the toilet. Maulavi was obviously furiously. Pundit replied. Arre bhaiya - Man pukka to sandaas mein Mecca. xxx
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LO Lurker sala bihariyan sab bhi bauda gaya nalanda medical college ke hostel mein ghus kar medical college ke larke hi chhedchhad kar diye 1 taariq ko.. sala kuchh jyada hi barh raha hai ye futur..

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kya hota hai reception main?
none-veg khana pina janaab
Guest dada_rocks
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Dekho bhaiyon....sau kee seedhe ek baat.. Jehaan tak Ladkiyon pe mugdh hone kee baat hai -- toh iss mein koi burai nahin -- yeh pavitra hai, ekdum halaal, kosher! Bhagwaan ne Nar naari ko banaaya he hai ek doosre ke Sehwaas mein rehne ke liye....yadi aap kisi ladki pe nahin mugdh hain -- toh koi aur hogaa. Har ladki se mohabbat kero....Nari hai Mohabbat ke liey. Mann Changaa toh kathauti mein Ganga:shades_smile:
Lagta hai inki mehraaru bhi kahin gai hui hain.. bada prawachan kar rahe hain:D
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