Gambit Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 May 13, 2008 Excerpts from Vijay Mallya's diary (Somewhere in May 2008) Another loss. Got piss drunk. Broke some bottles of competitors' booze and had a few swigs of RC. Blanked out. I hate cheap whiskey. Awoke to Rahul's sms. Says he's not going to play the game anymore. What a relief. Finally, I can replace that white elephant. Need to make travel plans to Goa to poach some Rajasthan Royal team members for next season on their Goa vacation. Note to self: Check cockpit glass in the flight. Never know what happens. Worried about Gian. Says he's unhappy and not performing because he doesn't have NFL cheerleaders rooting for him. I told him I pay him a bomb, and he can go get whoever he wants to cheer. He said not a good idea. Look what happened to Cristiano, he says. Am pissed again, need to speak to some presswallahs. Broke some more competitor bottles and spoke to the press and took a dig at Aguri. Always helps. Pretended like I know a lot about F1. Am so smart, drives me crazy sometimes. Feeling a little better. Another day, another disaster. Heard SAB Miller's coming out with a brand to take KF head on. To think I named my team after one of their brands. Should have just called them Anitquity Blue Bangalore like I originally planned. Was pissed again, so spoke to the press again. Feeling much better. Based on Rahul's sms that he's not going to play, said that Rahul and Charu didn't listen to me. Also said that I wanted Misbah and some 'others' in the team. Hope it makes me look good. Love it when I talk like I know stuff. Note to self: Support ladies sports more. Working with so many men is definitely not my thing. More bad news, I looked at Rahul's sms again. He said he's not going to play the blame game anymore. I hate cheap whiskey. http://daily-humor.blogspot.com/2008/05/excerpts-from-vijay-mallyas-diary.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riya Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Vijay mallya ,what can i say about this guy .Obviously has great eyes for seelcting women ,be it calendar models , be it cheer leaders ....however that eyes have no use for selecting a cricket team :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludhianvi Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Another loss. Got piss drunk. Broke some bottles of competitors' booze and had a few swigs of RC. Blanked out. I hate cheap whiskey. seems like he'll be doing that again tonight:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4te Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 anyone come in expecting sex stories? i did...and was even prepared...lotion and all... :((:((:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 More bad news, I looked at Rahul's sms again. He said he's not going to play the blame game anymore. I hate cheap whiskey. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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