Gambit Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/ Guys, check it out. It's written by an anonymous KKR player, live from RSA. It's gold! Here's a bit about him(see if you can figure out who it could be) Well, I am the perennial no hoper. In fact, the only time I had hope was when I played for my school. They thought I might make it to the test side one day. Well, made it to the Ranjis, but never beyond. And this time round, am part of the IPL. Actually, I am not too sure why I am here. The team's full of super stars and all I do it bowl a bit, bat a bit, and field like a maniac. But, there's one thing I do very well. Serve drinks. And that's what I am expecting do in South Africa. As I said, I am a no hoper. And have no hopes of getting a match in IPL. Link to comment
Mr. Wicket Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I damn near sprayed my keyboard when I saw him calling Gilchrist the "Pedophile Priest". :hysterical: Link to comment
varun Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 :hysterical: .. This is brilliant ! :D Link to comment
sachin01 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Whos this guy??Any one know by looking at the squad?? Link to comment
DomainK Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This is a superb blog. The best on IPL.:hysterical: Link to comment
sachin01 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Whos Lordie in the blog???Ganguly?? Link to comment
Desi Cartman Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 best part . During our meeting when our jackass coach was telling our fast bowlers on how to bowl at the Pedophile Priest, he had said that we will play on a new wicket and hence the ball will have carry etc. But now it turns out that we are playing on the same wicket that was used for both matches yesterday. I had gone to the room of our fast bowler Little John. His state-mate Shikhar Dhawan was also there. Little John was hopping mad at how the coach hadn't even done his home work and was misguiding us. I asked him how does his affect his strategy. He blabbered something like "strategy kya hai yaar, lekin pata toh hona chahiye na ki pitch kya hai". Little John says that his very very special friend Ram, who is playing against us today, mentioned it off-hand expecting us to know this already. After that Little John barged into the Coach's room and let loose. I can only imagine Little John standing in front of our equally little Coach and screaming in his wierd, hoarse voice, "You tell new pitch. But it's old pitch. How you tell how to do balling when you dont know pitch". :giggle: BTW it states its a fake ipl player. Link to comment
sachin01 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 hahahha all KKR fans leave your hopes abt this IPL Link to comment
Gambit Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 It seems genuine as he talks about growing up in Cal and playing district cricket with some Bengal cricketers. Link to comment
Don Sharma Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop: Link to comment
Tapioca Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Whos Lordie in the blog???Ganguly?? Lordie = Lord Snooty = Ganguly. Why is Gilchrist "Pedophile Priest" ? Link to comment
Gambit Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 Lordie = Lord Snooty = Ganguly. Why is Gilchrist "Pedophile Priest" ? He calls that because Gilly thinks the world thinks of him as a priest(given his saintly walking ways) and calls him a pedo because he saw Gilly chatting up some youngish looking girl. Link to comment
Desi Cartman Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 damn he made me open this http://content.cricinfo.com/ipl2009/content/squad/394485.html Link to comment
DomainK Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 There are many in that list who could be him. BTW I think this guys is genuine. Link to comment
sachin01 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 who is little monster??sachin?? Link to comment
Desi Cartman Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 There are many in that list who could be him. BTW I think this guys is genuine. if so then it must be someone over 30 else why would someone risk his career for this Link to comment
Zap_Brannigan Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I read all the blogs and i could get some pointers regarding his identity 1. Plays ranji for Kolkatta/Bengal 2. Never played an international game 3. Have atleast a couple of years in Ranji (Probably more) 4. All-rounder 5. Not too young..probably late 20s 6. Havent played a single IPL game Get cracking My guess is Sanjib Sanyal Link to comment
sachin01 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think hes Rajesh Verma or Sanjib Sanyal Link to comment
Desi Cartman Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think its Saurav Ganguly himself Link to comment
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