questions

[mani sha]

tests

 

1- rohits ugly hoick in test one or the name sharma made kohli pick him for this test

2  - does shastri bloat after each lie or is he a puffer . 

3- Is Patel there to be kohli cheerleader or is he shastris massage boy 

4- does yadav hairlengty impede his pace by 10 k or is it his brainshrink which has slowed his pace 

5- is india the 8th best touring team or 7th best ( our padosis will bring out the uae stats and i feel we are 8 th best ) 

6 - is kohli self appointed till 2030 or 2032 . imp for future grooming captains . dravid is teaching captains how to lead 

on a similar note , dhoni is self appointed player for t20 t10 and t5 till 2040 or 2042 ? imp for sponsors for 20 year budgetary allocation

7- is kuldeep a passenger or is he a player . if he is a player , does he get any net practice or us he just the ball boy ? 

8- where will shastri party after our 2-1 loss - as clearly we stay no 1 given we wouldnt loose 4-0 

!melbourne hookers or chandni bar?