Shoaib Akhtar BANNED for 5 Years

[siddhu]

Symptoms :

• makes out with stuffed toys publicly
• wants to act in movies
• Pretends he is a cricketer but cant bowl more than 5 overs in a test match

• can chuck the ball
• can beat up a colleague with a bat
• is completely dopped up
• wants to play a sympathy card at the drop of a hat

:hysterical::hysterical:

[Desi Cartman]

• can chuck the ball
• can beat up a colleague with a bat
• is completely dopped up
• wants to play a sympathy card at the drop of a hat

:hysterical::hysterical:

• Believes that he has a British accent
• Thinks he is Phaster than any other bowler ever to have walked on this planet

[Desi Cartman]

This is how PCB works taking drungs ----- ok Slapping woolmer ---- ok Hitting Asif with the bat ---- ok Saying 2 sentences against the PCB ---- Banned for 5 years .. WTF

and now PCB has balls to say this

Meanwhile, Shoaib's ban brought out contrasting reactions in Pakistan, with Shafqat Rana, a national selector, saying that Shoaib deserved the ban. "Akhtar has been involved in a number of controversies, and in my view the ban is justified. The decision will set an example for other cricketers as well. And they will concentrate on their game," he told the Daily Times. "It is true that a person learns from his mistakes, but unfortunately the fast bowler made it a habit of repeating his mistakes. I think the board's zero tolerance policy should be commended."

Do they even know what is "zero tolerance policy "... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[riya]

Just unbelievable .These pakistanis are lifting that jerk who gets injured whenever they want him most on their shoulders like a war hero .Think about their IQs.

[riya]

and now PCB has balls to say this Do they even know what is "zero tolerance policy "... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Thats ''nandrolene '' level was zero at that time ''policy ''.

[Rajiv]

Naseem Ashraf and PCB Sue Akhtar for 20 crores ..no PCB ..NO IPL maybe a bollywood gangster role

[DomainK]

Naseem Ashraf and PCB Sue Akhtar for 20 crores ..no PCB ..NO IPL maybe a bollywood gangster role

Yeah, he will take one punch from the hero and will refuse to come for shoot after that, will beat up co-stars and will push and slap the director. Bollywood is not PCB. He will be deported back to Pakistan in no time.

[cochise]

maybe a bollywood gangster role

Hijda role.

[Rajiv]

Maybe a spoof of Chak De India Chucktar aaya India

[cochise]

Maybe he can be Johnny Lever's sidekick.

[DomainK]

Maybe he can be Johnny Lever's sidekick.

Dont tell that, that dimwit will start kiking johnny bhai

[DomainK]

Now ICC's anti-corruption cell wants to grill Akhtar. No end to his troubles.