"Two lovely commentators" - WHAT THE FCK IS WRONG WITH SIVA?

[Mr. Wicket]

Introduces the painful tandem of Arun Lal and Rameez with "two lovely commentators". This man needs help. Urgently. [yeah, this can be the commentary whinge thread for this match. Lal and Rameez annoying us for the first bit, so this should fill up fast.]

[Desi Cartman]

he's been smoking too much

[Mr. Wicket]

Great. Rameez now spends the first five minutes yapping about how Jaffer's taking first strike for so many reasons, like Sehwag having made runs and Jaffer wanting to get off the mark sooner. And of course, he's completely oblivious to the fact that Sehwag almost ALWAYS starts as non-striker in tests, just because he likes doing that and has done so for most of his time opening. Jackass.

[Ram]

Ramiz starts with a ' Interesting to see Jaffer taking the strike. Maybe Sehwag thinks err..... err... Maybe Sehwag thinks err.... Sehwag err.... err.... that He will give Jaffer the the chance to get off the mark'

[Mr. Wicket]

Now a tremendously insightful comment on the breeze: "useful enough to be made use of"!

[Predator_05]

I have my feed on mute. So i am watching the cricket being played with some fine techno beats in the background.

[Chandan]

Do you think Shiva is any better? He annoys me the most. Wonder why these commentators are so pathetic that they'd keep on uttering the bleeding obvious every time. In fact Wessels seems to be the best of the lot--'andhon mein kana raja'!!

[mhr123]

I cant withstand biased commentary of Rameez, when Pak players hit a shot he says " Pure Class" Even though its hit by a tail ender but if SRT or any Indian Batsman hits a shot he just say "Good Shot"... Arun lal is far better.