Arun Lal is a disgrace and is obsessed with land monitors, parks, statues, ants

[Mr. Wicket]

Good grief. SHUT UP ARUN LAL. THIS IS A TEST MATCH. WE DO NOT NEED FIVE MINUTES OF IDIOTIC RAMBLING ON ABOUT A G-D LIZARD. (and christ, did Lala just say it's "too cute"?? Someone get that man a brain implant, STAT)

[kablooee87]

still talking about the hotel.... [bang head here]

[Mr. Wicket]

AAAAAAAAARGGHH. Lala has finally shut up about land monitors. Now he's on about elephants and leopards. How much does a bullet aimed at the vocal chords cost?

[Predator_05]

Happy Birthday Arun Lal YES INDEED BHAIYON, everyone's favorite commentator turned 53 today. Share your favorite Lal sound-bites here ! "Oh no, what is happening here ?!?!?!!" "Short, no long, and it's............dispatched" "Oh, ho, ho, what a shot" " are wonderful creatures" "It's not scary at all ! I was at the park recently, there were many of these and they (monitor lizards) would try to crawl into the kitchen...I would recommend you go there with your family"

[Desi Cartman]

talking about :elefant: and he uses the word Infact a little too much

[Desi Cartman]

yes salay bada animal lover hai na ... gift him a donkey ! anyway Happy B'day !

[Guest Hiten.]

Hey it's his birthday today. Don't be mean you cold hearted creature :mad: Happy Birthday Maaai Ke laal ...errr.... Arun lal

[Mr. Wicket]

"Oh, he's too cute!" - Lal five minutes ago, talking about a massive land monitor lizard. Can someone take this man on safari, and leave him in the wild for good with his beloved land monitors, wagtails, elephants and no live mic? (Vegetarian sausages provided, of course)

[kumble_rocks]

He has become WWF spokesman ! Anyways here is to his good health !:cake:

[kablooee87]

*Waqar attempts to talk about cricket* *Arun Lal cuts him off and tells him to look at land monitors instead*

[Predator_05]

"Wait until you enter the pool and see him next to you...no, they are harmless"... - the birthday boy rubs one out to the land monitor

[DomainK]

Lal forgot to say which one is more cute- the crow from the last match or this monitor.

[punjabi_khota]

i hope the harmless crocodile bites his weiner off.

[Desi Cartman]

i hope the harmless crocodile bites his weiner off.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: that'll make it a memorable b'day for him

[Mr. Wicket]

PRED YOU ^#@* &$%%# $% *^$% $#&!!! Did you have to merge these threads so it looks as if *I*'ve created a Happy Birthday Lal thread? (sob)

[DomainK]

PRED YOU ^#@* &$%%# $% *^$% $#&!!! Did you have to merge these threads so it looks as if *I*'ve created a Happy Birthday Lal thread? (sob)

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Salil is now the official Arun Lal fan.

[kablooee87]

Oh God now birds! This is torture.

[Predator_05]

PRED YOU ^#@* &$%%# $% *^$% $#&!!! Did you have to merge these threads so it looks as if *I*'ve created a Happy Birthday Lal thread? (sob)

:hysterical::hysterical: And it was definitely intentional.

[Mr. Wicket]

And it was definitely intentional.

Of course, I'd be disappointed otherwise. :--D

[Willow_on_fire]

Seems like chatter-box Arun lall eats crows for breakfast....:-D