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[Predator_05]

I wonder how...errr..."loquacious" this guy is now. Behold the retards who administer Indian cricket...

http://inwww.rediff.com/wc2007/2007/mar/16inter.htm Jaywant Lele, the loquacious, controversial former secretary of the Board of Control for Cricket in India, is among many who strongly believe that Rahul Dravid's men have all that is required to win the World Cup. (BWHAHAHAAHAA) In an exclusive interview with Haresh Pandya, the brutally outspoken, but essentially frank, Lele explains why he is so confident about India's chances in the West Indies. What is your prediction for India in the ongoing World Cup? India will reach the final, believe me. (I HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS) Won't it win the World Cup? I haven't any doubt that India will reach the final without much ado.But I can't say whether we'll win the World Cup. Besides India, there'll be another best team of the World Cup in the final. Obviously, the better of the two will be the champion. (THE BETTER TEAM WINNING IN THE FINAL ?GENIUS, WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT) Who do you think will be the other finalist? I can't say, simply because there aren't just one or two teams which can reach the final. It could be Australia or South Africa; it could be New Zealand or Sri Lanka; it could also be Pakistan or West Indies. But all I'm sure about is that India will be in the final. (SURE EH ?) Who can prevent the Indians from reaching the final? Maybe the Indian players themselves! I mean they ought to reach the final without any difficulty. They've the talent and if they show a bit of consistency, it would be damn easy for them to be there in the final. If our players strike collectively and show the kind of consistency required in a longer-duration tournament like the World Cup, no team can stop them. But our players themselves will stop themselves from reaching the final if they don't do justice to their own skills and perform dismally. What makes you so confident about Team India? The amazing talents of our batsmen. We've one of the strongest batting line-ups in the world. (YEP, THE STRONGEST BATTING LINEUP WHICH POSTS MAMMOTH TOTALS OF 191 AGAINST CRICKETING POWERHOUSES LIKE BANGLASTAN) Which Indian batsmen do you think will dominate the World Cup? Mahendra Singh Dhoni and Virender Sehwag. (OH DEAR...) Sehwag? Hasn't he been wretchedly out of form of late? So what? Remember my words, Dhoni and Sehwag will be two of the most outstanding players of the World Cup. They're explosive batsmen and can murder any attack on their day. All Sehwag needs is just one morale-boosting innings. He isn't an ordinary batsman. He can't remain out for form for too long. (AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH ! I SUPPOSE BEING SH*T FOR TWO YEARS IS A SHORT A TIME IN YOUR WORLD, EH) But Sehwag is in the team against the wishes of many, including Dilip Vengsarkar, the chairman of the national selection committee� I don't understand why people are after Sehwag? How can they so easily forget his immense contribution in some of our famous wins, in Tests as well as ODIs, in the recent past? I'm sure he'll silence his detractors in the same manner in which he hits the bowlers. (SURELY THE GUY'S FOOT MUST BE LODGED SO FAR INSIDE HIS MOUTH THAT HE CAN'T GET OXYGEN ?)

[Dirty_South]

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[DravidDaBest]

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[yoda]

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[gs]

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[The Outsider]

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[Birbal3]

Re: WANNA LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF ? READ THIS Jaywant Lele also predicted India would lose 3-0 to Australia when Ganguly led them down under... The man is a QUACK... from long ago...

[The Outsider]

Came across this classic from Predator!! :laugh:

[rahuliverpool]

apparently when HT (Headlines Today) did this so called expose on the Indian team about most of them being unfit before the T20 WC 2009, Lele was on air to discuss about this. I still remember a line of his - "If the players are unfit then they have no business to go and play as T20 is a VERY FUNNY game". :haha: