How to almost get fired...

[Captain of Bhangra]

I'm really excited about this winter's cricket. after the 6,784 Tests and 24,213 ODIs we've faced Pakistan in over the past 2 years, it's kind of lost it's edge. England/India is always one I look forward to most, and India/Australia is anticipated Worldwide because, let's face it, they're by far the best in the World, and we're the only team to give them a fight (once Bucknor dies a terrible, lengthy, drawn out, AIDs related death, we'll win in Australia), other than the Poms in the 2005 Ashes, who were subsequently brutally raped and left for dead about a year later... Anyway, stopped my boss in the corridor today, asked him if he was aware the Australians were touring India. He said "yes". I said he must obviously be aware that his beloved England, (or as I call them, South Africa , were touring shortly after. Again he said "yes". I asked "are you aware that the losers of both series will have to play each other next year for the right to be labelled 2nd best?" He said "no". I said "well, they will. It's going to be called the Ashes"...

[sharma]

hahahahahahaha nice one, though i must say.... high hopes my friend :P

[Captain of Bhangra]

Not at all. We should be favourites for both series. I can't remember the last time we lost a series to England, and we even beat them in their own country. Australia have been very lucky to win the last 2 series against us, and were lucky to draw at home to us before those...

[Dark Warrior]

I'm really excited about this winter's cricket. after the 6,784 Tests and 24,213 ODIs we've faced Pakistan in over the past 2 years, it's kind of lost it's edge. England/India is always one I look forward to most, and India/Australia is anticipated Worldwide because, let's face it, they're by far the best in the World, and we're the only team to give them a fight (once Bucknor dies a terrible, lengthy, drawn out, AIDs related death, we'll win in Australia), other than the Poms in the 2005 Ashes, who were subsequently brutally raped and left for dead about a year later... Anyway, stopped my boss in the corridor today, asked him if he was aware the Australians were touring India. He said "yes". I said he must obviously be aware that his beloved England, (or as I call them, South Africa B), were touring shortly after. Again he said "yes". I asked "are you aware that the losers of both series will have to play each other next year for the right to be labelled 2nd best?" He said "no". I said "well, they will. It's going to be called the Ashes"...

:winky::haha: :two_thumbs_up:

[DomainK]

I'm really excited about this winter's cricket. after the 6,784 Tests and 24,213 ODIs we've faced Pakistan in over the past 2 years, it's kind of lost it's edge. England/India is always one I look forward to most, and India/Australia is anticipated Worldwide because, let's face it, they're by far the best in the World, and we're the only team to give them a fight (once Bucknor dies a terrible, lengthy, drawn out, AIDs related death, we'll win in Australia), other than the Poms in the 2005 Ashes, who were subsequently brutally raped and left for dead about a year later... Anyway, stopped my boss in the corridor today, asked him if he was aware the Australians were touring India. He said "yes". I said he must obviously be aware that his beloved England, (or as I call them, South Africa B), were touring shortly after. Again he said "yes". I asked "are you aware that the losers of both series will have to play each other next year for the right to be labelled 2nd best?" He said "no". I said "well, they will. It's going to be called the Ashes"...

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Mr. Wicket]

Dal: Hysterical!

[Ram]

Cheeky! :D

[panesarv]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Willow_on_fire]

nice...:hysterical:

[amit467]

I'm really excited about this winter's cricket. after the 6,784 Tests and 24,213 ODIs we've faced Pakistan in over the past 2 years, it's kind of lost it's edge. England/India is always one I look forward to most, and India/Australia is anticipated Worldwide because, let's face it, they're by far the best in the World, and we're the only team to give them a fight (once Bucknor dies a terrible, lengthy, drawn out, AIDs related death, we'll win in Australia), other than the Poms in the 2005 Ashes, who were subsequently brutally raped and left for dead about a year later... Anyway, stopped my boss in the corridor today, asked him if he was aware the Australians were touring India. He said "yes". I said he must obviously be aware that his beloved England, (or as I call them, South Africa B), were touring shortly after. Again he said "yes". I asked "are you aware that the losers of both series will have to play each other next year for the right to be labelled 2nd best?" He said "no". I said "well, they will. It's going to be called the Ashes"...

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: