DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?] Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!":phehehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move. Finally he wrote the conclusion: "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daddy denge.:hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ek aadmi ek naye town mein pahuncha...autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 10 ki jagah pe 100 rs liya. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he wo andha ho chuka tha, kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi aur usko sab kuch dikhne laga. WHY? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!:hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha: Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? Gadha: Apple khaane Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 An ant knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in? Scroll down for the answer . . . . . . . Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants) !!:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 PJ King Dominik back with a bang. But PJs are PJs :(( But they still are worth laughing at :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 :five: :friends: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ek aadmi ek naye town mein pahuncha...autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 10 ki jagah pe 100 rs liya. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he wo andha ho chuka tha, kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi aur usko sab kuch dikhne laga. WHY? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!:hehe: :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha: Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? Gadha: Apple khaane Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!:(( :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaku Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Hahahahahahha, Dkayyyyyy :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anish233 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 my joke : These Jokes in this thread are FUNNY. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 my joke : These Jokes in this thread are FUNNY. :) That one sucked. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 Santa Singh, " Yaar Shadi ke Jode Kaun banaata hai ??" Banta Singh, " Shadi ke Jode to Bhagwaan hi Banaata hai" Santa Singh, " Oh Galti Ho Gayi.. Mein to Tailor ko de aaya " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 If Emran Hashmi Is a serial kisser... Then what ss Raavan??? ? ? ? ? Parallel Kisser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir john Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 good job dk:clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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