DomainK Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Telephone rings. Hsbnd:If its 4 me then say that Im not at home. Wife answered: He is at home. Shockd Hsbd: What d Hell? Wfe: It was 4 me!! Banta saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side of her chest bearing d name TINA... He said, Thats cute... Whatve u named d other one?... Santa saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her. Girl: STUPID what r u doing? Santa: B.Com final year :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants(aunts). What kind of stones are never found in the ocean? Dry What city has no people? Electricity What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger? I don't know. But when it talks, you better listen carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 What is in the middle of Paris? R Why is six afraid of seven? Because it heard seven ate(eight) nine. :nervous: Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa? Because leopards are already born with spots.:dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of waTer. What music do Mummies like? Wrap music What did the math book say to the history book? I has so many problems. What do snakes do after they have a fight? The hiss and make up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 the recent pjs have been good coz of nikred's absence :secret: keep him away from ICF and we ll get the quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 the recent pjs have been good coz of nikred's absence :secret: keep him away from ICF and we ll get the quality You mean nikred who features in the favourite troll poll. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 You mean nikred who features in the favourite troll poll. :--D Poor CG :(( :sniffle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Poor CG :(( :sniffle: There are no sympathies in love and war. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 There are no sympathies in love and war. :(( And this is love :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 And this is love :winky: well...... .............ITS A WAR.:ridinghorse: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 why isnt this thread locked? :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 why isnt this thread locked? :(( It was locked. I picked the lock.:secret: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 When did the mouse take an umbrella? It was raining cats and dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party? A: She lost the recipe. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: The winner of a hide and seek game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 Once an eagle hit a plane fell down on the road injured. Santa Singh of migrations department caught it, arrested it and booked it for deportation. Why? Because it was an ill-eagle (illegal).:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 ....... kill me (groaaaan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 It was locked. I picked the lock.:secret: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 :eyedance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 pjs will be pjs and well u like it or not it will be posted by dk and if someone doesnt like it its better not to see it rather than coming in seing in and then crying u shud now be knowing the outcome after seeing this thread if there are trollers like nikred in here u wont get a joke to laugh but u ll bang ur head against a rock solid wall(dravid's bat) for visiting this thread RED RED NIKRED STAY AWAY WE WANT TO HAVE A NICE DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 ^^Do you realize you are obsessed with me? :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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