DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 Waheeda Rehman always wears the same saree....all her life. Why?? Because in Guide Devanand told her: 'O mere humrahi, meri bah thamen chalna, badle duniya ‘SAREE‘, tum na badalna….
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 A man had six fingers.........people used to call him hanuman.....why??? . . . . . . . . .because his name was hanuman...........
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
Shane Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. :heat:
Riley's Girl Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Best one A blind guy is walking around in a store, stops and grabs his guide dog by the tail and starts swinging him around and around. A bewildered store worker comes up and asks him "Sir can I help you" "No thanks," he says. " I am just looking around. " :hysterical::hysterical:
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 Santa to Banta: I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving.
Riley's Girl Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Santa to Banta: I want to die like my grandfather' date=' peacefully in my sleep.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving.[/quote'] Good one, lol.
mhr123 Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Santa to Banta: I want to die like my grandfather' date=' peacefully in my sleep.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving.[/quote'] hmmm.. i see some improvement in ur PJ's now
Sooda Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Two fishes in a tank. One goes to the other and says 'So how do you drive this thing?'
DomainK Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted! How do blonde brain cells die? Alone. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ‘concentrate’.
DomainK Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 Santa went to Banta's shop to buy a parachute. Santa: I hope your parachutes always open. Banta: Well, no one has ever complained of our parachute not opening.
DomainK Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do? A: I can do nothing. It's the devil's mistake. Let him face the consequences.
Shane Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do? A: I can do nothing. It's the devil's mistake. Let him face the consequences. :hysterical: :((
Desi Cartman Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 :hysterical: :(( abhi se ? beta abhi to shuruwaat hai
Don Sharma Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Telephone rings. Hsbnd:If its 4 me then say that Im not at home. Wife answered: He is at home. Shockd Hsbd: What d Hell? Wfe: It was 4 me!! Banta saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side of her chest bearing d name TINA... He said, Thats cute... Whatve u named d other one?... Santa saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her. Girl: STUPID what r u doing? Santa: B.Com final year
Riley's Girl Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Telephone rings. Hsbnd:If its 4 me then say that Im not at home. Wife answered: He is at home. Shockd Hsbd: What d Hell? Wfe: It was 4 me!! :hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Santa saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her. Girl: STUPID what r u doing? Santa: B.Com final year :haha:
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