CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in human feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Sh*t. However, we do NOT run that risk when Drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification Process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Sh*t, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk Sh*t, Than to drink water and be full of sh*t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as a public service. B->B->B->B->B->B->B->B->B->B->B->B-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Sharma Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 thats why i shall stick to drinking wine! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm going to be the new town drunk :yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Don't know why bacteria get such a bad name Here are some facts: 1. There are at least ten times as many bacteria as human cells in the body. Almost all of these bacteria are essential to proper functioning of the human body. 2. Around 500 to 1000 species of bacteria live in the human gut. 3. E. Coli is found in sh*t because these bacteria live in your colon and are required for functioning of the body. The type of E.Coli that gets a bad name is apparently a mutated strain of this bacteria that causes diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 oh the serious one has arrived! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm bored and hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm bored and hungry have some vodka!! you wont be bored long and it will kill ur hunger!! see booze detoxing its good for you! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Never become a doctor, CA. Or a dietician, or anything else that involves giving advice for others' good. Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 yeah but this advice is gooooooooodddddddddddd!!!!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 No it isn't. You're recommending vodka. (invoke facepalm) Wine is better. Varun, go drink Bordeaux. :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 No it isn't. You're recommending vodka. (invoke facepalm) Wine is better. Varun, go drink Bordeaux. :winky: i iz reccomending any booze my dear fwiend! :P but bordeaux?? ur taste is goooooddddddddd!! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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