shalini_singh Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The owner says, "How about a dog?" The man replies, "A dog? That's so ordinary! And a dog can't do everything!" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!" The owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it -- a centipede!" The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything. But, okay ... I'll try a centipede." He gets the centipede home and says to it, "Clean the kitchen." Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and it's immaculate. All the dishes and silverware have been washed, polished, dried and put away. The countertops have been cleaned. The appliances are sparkling. The floor has been waxed. He's absolutely amazed. He says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper." The centipede walks out the door. Ten minutes later, no centipede. Twenty minutes later, no centipede. Thirty minutes later, no centipede. The man is wondering what's going on. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes. Forty-five minutes later, still no centipede! The man can't imagine what happened. Did the centipede run away? Did it get run over by a car? Finally, he goes to the front door and opens it... and there's the centipede sitting right outside the door. The man says, "Hey! I sent you 45 minutes ago to run down to the corner and get me a newspaper. What's the problem?" The centipede says, "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! Just putting on my shoes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dial_100 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 :hmmmm: not this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 shalini jee pleaj put all jokes in the PJ thread (warna aapki bhi reputation meri tarha ho jayegi - serial spammer!!) thankoo! :flowers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 ^^ :hysterical: this is the best pic to describe that joke gr8 work dark warrior :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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