shubham45 Posted December 15, 2009 Posted December 15, 2009 Shubnam Aunt Pwnded :hehe: hey pakki wat r upto nw
Jadoo Posted December 15, 2009 Author Posted December 15, 2009 hey pakki wat r upto nw Shubham, are you a woman?
sachinrox Posted December 16, 2009 Posted December 16, 2009 This Subham is an intresting character, keeps fingering in the matter evertime.He/She keeps neglecting other good jokes and demands appreciations for his set of Nonsense on this Forum
Jadoo Posted December 16, 2009 Author Posted December 16, 2009 no i m not..jadoo r u a lesbian Can't be a lesbian as I'm a male D*ckhead, and no I am not gay hence don't bother making any advances.
shubham45 Posted December 16, 2009 Posted December 16, 2009 This Subham is an intresting character' date=' keeps fingering in the matter evertime.He/She keeps neglecting other good jokes and demands appreciations for his set of Nonsense on this Forum[/quote'] i take this as a compliment
CricketGirl Posted December 16, 2009 Posted December 16, 2009 frm shubsy to shubnum......:(( sorry mad bad! shubMan!
Jadoo Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 Husband's face is burnt in a accident. Doctors graft skin from his wife's bottom onto her hubby's face. Wife says to doc "Thanks doc. It'll be such a pleasure watching my in-laws kiss my @ss". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man watching football game on TV flicks channels at half time & found a porn film with a guy having intense sex with a woman. He says to his wife "I don't know whether to watch this or the game?" Wife replies "For god's sakes, watch this, you already know how to play football!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young girl tells her strict parents she has fallen pregnant by an older married man. Her dad says "Bring him to me, I will bloody kill him". The man arrives the next day and says "I will not leave my wife, but I will take care of your daugther and my child. If it is a girl, then I shall buy them a house and give them £2 million. If it is a boy, then I will give them a house, £2 million, and the boy will inherit my company. But I don't know what to do if she miscarries." The girls father pauses, and says "You have sex with her again!!!". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband says to wife "My olympic condoms have arrived, I think I will wear Gold tonight". Wife says "Why don't you wear Silver and come bloody second for a change".
CricketGirl Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Husband's face is burnt in a accident. Doctors graft skin from his wife's bottom onto her hubby's face. Wife says to doc "Thanks doc. It'll be such a pleasure watching my in-laws kiss my @ss". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man watching football game on TV flicks channels at half time & found a porn film with a guy having intense sex with a woman. He says to his wife "I don't know whether to watch this or the game?" Wife replies "For god's sakes, watch this, you already know how to play football!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young girl tells her strict parents she has fallen pregnant by an older married man. Her dad says "Bring him to me, I will bloody kill him". The man arrives the next day and says "I will not leave my wife, but I will take care of your daugther and my child. If it is a girl, then I shall buy them a house and give them £2 million. If it is a boy, then I will give them a house, £2 million, and the boy will inherit my company. But I don't know what to do if she miscarries." The girls father pauses, and says "You have sex with her again!!!". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband says to wife "My olympic condoms have arrived, I think I will wear Gold tonight". Wife says "Why don't you wear Silver and come bloody second for a change". :giggle:
Riley's Girl Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Husband's face is burnt in a accident. Doctors graft skin from his wife's bottom onto her hubby's face. Wife says to doc "Thanks doc. It'll be such a pleasure watching my in-laws kiss my @ss". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man watching football game on TV flicks channels at half time & found a porn film with a guy having intense sex with a woman. He says to his wife "I don't know whether to watch this or the game?" Wife replies "For god's sakes, watch this, you already know how to play football!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young girl tells her strict parents she has fallen pregnant by an older married man. Her dad says "Bring him to me, I will bloody kill him". The man arrives the next day and says "I will not leave my wife, but I will take care of your daugther and my child. If it is a girl, then I shall buy them a house and give them £2 million. If it is a boy, then I will give them a house, £2 million, and the boy will inherit my company. But I don't know what to do if she miscarries." The girls father pauses, and says "You have sex with her again!!!". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband says to wife "My olympic condoms have arrived, I think I will wear Gold tonight". Wife says "Why don't you wear Silver and come bloody second for a change". :giggle::giggle:
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