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There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. As usually happens in most of the marriages the relationship b/w the couple was turning sour. So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship. So they consulted a lawyer.But the big question was who would have the kid? In the hearing in the court it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "beta would you like to stay with your mummy ?" Kid said no mummy beats me So the judge asked "beta would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said no papa beats me Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do...after pondering for some time he smiled with the idea he had in his mind about the child......and he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with...... Any guesses?????? come on I know you can make it...... ok here goes...... the answer: the kid would stay with The Pakistani Cricket Team, Why???? because They never beat anybody

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How the F is this a "NEW" joke? :wall:
becuse domaink i had to give a title to the joke
Dominik pwned :whack: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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